Away This Weekend

Alors, Je Serai Parti Pour Le Week-End

I will be in Montréal for the weekend. One of my friends is having his stag there.

He doesn’t like to drink, so we’re going to eat all the foods that he ate when he went to university there.

This guy can put away a lot of food, too. This means that we’ll all get fatter just sitting next to him. I suspect that I will have to flush out my system with some kind of explosive device so that I can go on living a semi-normal life after stuffing myself with what is essentially greasy lard on white bread this weekend.

I’ve also decided not to bring my camera with me. I don’t think I’ll have enough time to do anything constructive with it. I’m working on a sketch for a friend from the dojo anyway, so that will take up my spare time.

Wish me luck!

13 Responses

  1. Have fun scarfing food…you’ll have fun. take care xo ~leah~

  2. Have a great weekend! I can’t think of anything I’d rather do than get together with my friends and eat myself silly! Of course, that may be the reason my thighs are in the condition they are. Ah, fuck it. I’m hot. Hahaha Have fun!

  3. If you are gonna stuff yourself in any Canadian city, you are indeed picking the right one to do it in…. Have a great time! A Smoked Meat Sammie, medium fat from Schwartz’s always cures what ails ya. Safe trip…. ~ian

  4. That ‘lard on white bread’, or cretons, as we frenchies like to call it, is FANTASTIC! Especially for breakfast with a nice smelly cheese. Enjoy!

  5. See, now, everyone else says “Fun!” but all I can think of is those old SNL sketches about vomitoriums. Ew. Sorry.

  6. Have a great time. 🙂 Also, I’m eager to see the sketch if you’re up for showing it to me. 🙂 I am currently awake listening to the drunken U of G students screaming in my parking lot. This does not make me happy. I have a headache and I want to nap. Just for a little while. Too bad they don’t understand the phrase “shut the fuck up” Anyway, going to close the window, have some water and try to get back to sleep. Enjoy your weekend. 🙂 Me

  7. Luck 🙂 Hope you had an enjoyable weekend… Karen

  8. mmmmmm. lard on white bread. mmmmmmmmmm.

  9. flush out your system with an explosive device?! ha ha ha! oh, please don’t do that. messy messy. hope you’re having fun! patresa

  10. Enjoy Montreal and good luck on your search to uncover your Portuguese ancestry. thanks for stopping by mt

  11. I have to admit, I have no idea what a “stag” is, but I hope you have fun and enjoy stuffing yourself! That is personally one of my favorite activities, regardless of the reason! 🙂 —–Shellie’s friend, Rebecca 😉

  12. First let me say: “Hello my friend”. Second, your photogrophy gets a standing ovation from me! Being a professional freelance photographer myself, I know special talent when I see it. You can expect this man to be a regular visitor to your unique space. God’s speed, John

  13. Montreal does have a very fine array with which to stuff yourself, but gosh, I cannot imagine going there and not drinking!

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