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Bloggy Interest With More Dialogue Votes

Bloggy Goodness

I’ve been reading this gal‘s blog for some time. Her blog is called Kill the Goat. You should do yourself a favour and read it. I came across a link to her blog in the comments on Dave‘s. This is what greeted me, and I’ve been hooked ever since.

Jay writes for herself. She’s made this perfectly clear. And she really doesn’t give a damn what you think of her writing, as it is all a journey of self (which is as it should be). However, I doubt that there are many that could resist the addictive quality of reading her work.

Go give it a shot!

Incidentally, after I read her blog for the first time, I was tempted to rename mine to Jamie Lite* as a sign of admiration!



Interesting

Do you rememeber that article I wrote about happiness? Check this out.



More Funny Spam Names
Some more names that I found in my inbox of people that might actually exist**


Barely K. Incorporates

Infiltration C. Naturalness



A Non-Dave Dialog

Yes, there are some days where I don’t have witty, sparkling conversation with just Dave. There are others, too!

At our dojo, there is a weekly ritual. On Thursday nights, after the 8:45 PM class, we all go out to the local pub. It’s a great way to get to know the people you train with in another setting.

One of the guys (Christian, who recently requested some hilarious haiku topics) was half in the bag one night.

This is what transpired…


Christian: [Nudging Jorge in the arm.] Dude, check out that chick over there!
Jorge: [Lazily looking around, trying to follow Christian’s shaky pointing job.] Where?
Christian: That one. She is so HOT!
Jorge: [Looks over to where he is pointing and sees his own wife Mrs. J, who happens to be looking away from them.] Christian, that’s my wife.
Christian: [Pauses.] Dude, you are SO lucky.


That is one of the best compliments, I think. I’m not sure what Mrs. Hai-Kuul thinks of it though…



Vote!

I’m not asking for votes for Best of Spaces or The Ultimate Blog or even Best Hair in Canada.

No, I’m just looking for you folks to help me decide what my ten best entries are. You can get there by clicking here, or going to the sidebar box entitled Best of Barking Space.

Remember, you have to click the e-mail link to vote. Comments don’t count.




* – Calling it Jamie Free would have sucked. Who wants to live in a world without Jamie? Not I. No. Not I.
** – Not really

Hai-Kuul – August 09, 2005

Candy Coated Heartbreak (Requested by Drea)
It’s such sweet sorrow
Parting with someone you love
In the name of truth


Monte Carlo (Requested by Drea)
Not quite exotic
More of a home-grown machine
Down south, anyway


Gravy (Requested by Drea)
Thick, soupy goodness
Tastes like a piece of heaven
Except with more fat


Gremlins (Requested by Drea)
Cunning little beasts
Causing nothing but trouble
To all around them


Notorious (Requested by Drea)
To be widely known
But not necessarily
In the best of ways


Dr. Drea (Requested by Drea)
Sending out requests
Like there is no tomorrow
What’s a guy to do?


Oklahoma (Requested by Drea)
A great little place
Whose name is forever spoiled
By an explosion


Penguins (Requested by Drea)
The blessing of flight
Was not bestowed on these birds
But they swim like fish


Margaret Thatcher (Requested by Drea)
She was tough as nails
They called her Iron Britches
Because she was strong


Physical (Requested by Drea)
Visiting the doc
To get a clean bill of health
Can be so awkward


Electromagnetic (Requested by Drea)
A subject most feared
In university halls
Obscure equations


Cash Cow (Requested by Drea)
Quadruped banker
Doling out cash with some strings
Just like a loan shark


Gin Rummy (Requested by Drea)
Interesting game
Where saying “I have some runs”
Can be a good thing


The Breakfast Club (Requested by Drea)
Eggs, bacon and cheese
Tucked in an English Muffin
A taste sensation!


Burberry Hat (Requested by Drea)
Circular hat brim
Covering your head in style
Looks good on ladies


Drowsy (Requested by Drea)
Awake yet sleepy
Almost somnabulism
I need a nice bed


Winston Churchill (Requested by Drea)
Some call him a drunk
Others call him amazing
Me? Amazing drunk


Me Mornin’ Cuppa (Requested by Drea)
Like fire in my veins
My cuppa get me going
Like a shark whip crack


One Dimple Wonder (Requested by Drea)
It started somewhere
Then more dimples were added
To the first golf ball


Grand Gestures (Requested by Drea)
Some sweeping motions
Show a generous nature
Or crappy hand-eye


The Power of One (Requested by Drea)
The meaning of this
Is lost in a huge deluge
Of haiku requests


Pot of Gold (Requested by Drea)
At the rainbow’s end
If you look very closely
You’ll find green-man’s weed


Signed and Sealed (Requested by Drea)
Contracts are scary
It is like giving a piece
Of your soul away


Chestnuts (Requested by Drea)
A meaty flavour
So sweet yet slightly bitter
A great winter treat


22 Degrees (Requested by Drea)
The obligation
Of the landlord is to keep
This up in winter




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – August 08, 2005

Morphing Potion (Requested by princess_castle)
Drink this elixir
It will change your appearance
But not your insides


Lovely (Requested by princess_castle)
When flower petals
Open up for the first time
Or the sun rises


Wonder Land (Requested by princess_castle)
Through the looking glass
A magical place exists
Mind the heroin!


Tune In (Requested by princess_castle)
The evening news
Can be very important
You might be on it!


First Left…Then Right!! (Requested by princess_castle)
It’s not that hard man
Move one foot, then the other
Walking isn’t hard!


Don’t Ask (Requested by princess_castle)
Why are you staring?
You must be wondering why
I’m in this costume


Taking Care of Jorge’s Cats (Requested by Christian)
Laila and Logan
Need care when we are away
Christian’s on the job!


Saying Tanya is Hot While Drunk, and Thinking it While Sober (Requested by Christian)
Flattery will work
It will get you carrot cake
Keep talking, CB


Kinky Sex (Requested by Madison_buzz143)
A bit different
Than your run-of-the-mill sex
Whips and chains are fun!


Lime Lollipops (Requested by Infinity-56)
Refreshing and sweet
Citrus goodness on a stick
Take your time. Enjoy!


Thunderstorm (Requested by Infinity-56)
A rumble above
Brings fear to the folks below
Seek ye some shelter


Stonehenge (Requested by Infinity-56)
Built in ancient times
It is the first calendar
That needs no changing


Infinity Symbols (Requested by Infinity-56)
Symbol for always
Meets itself in the middle
A path with no end




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – August 05, 2005

Gash (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Portaging canoes
Can lead to all kinds of scrapes
And some great bruises


Dear, Dear (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Worried utterance
A way to express fretting
Grandmothers say this


Achin’ Bones (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The flu strikes us all
Leaving in its wake feelings
Of utter despair


One Heavy Dresser (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I can understand
Building something to be strong
But why Ironwood?


Lovely Storms (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
One of nature’s tools
For maintaining a balance
While showing beauty


Chocolatrix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Chocolate is art
And the shaper of this art
Is truly awesome


It’s Cooler Underground (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The sweltering sun
For all its might has trouble
Penetrating Earth


What Percentage? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
As it stands right now
Your number of requests are
At twenty percent


Do What Now? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I have finished this
I’ve worked so hard on this that
I’m now at a loss




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – August 04, 2005

Hey Moron!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Get out of my way!
That parking spot should be mine!
Hey! I saw it first!


Hot Worm??? (Requested by princess_castle)
The worms are dying
The weather has been so hot
That they just dry up


Can U See Me??? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’ve got my cloak on
I stole it from that Harry
He doesn’t need it


Where U At? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m still waiting here
I wonder if you got lost
You should have a map


Fried Rice (Requested by princess_castle)
Grains of golden brown
Fried to perfection with pork
Best sidedish ever


How To Make Potato Salad (Requested by princess_castle)
Open your wallet
Pick up the phone and just call
KFC. They rock!




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.