I’ll Have Your 18-Hour Photo Stuff Updated

I’ll Have Your Spam. I Love It!

I’ve been saving some of these names up from my inbox at home. I’ve been saving these because I find it amusing (as I stated here). Check these out…

  • Householder F. Ubiquitously
  • Diagram F. Generalissimos
  • Pimientos V. Unofficial
  • Pickpocket M. Awarest
  • Wit S. Bibliographic
  • Instil G. Vibrantly
  • Tacos G. Recklessness
  • Sidekick H. Dice
  • Ghostliest V. Untold

Most ominous…

Killings U. Ester

Most hilarious…

Pacifists B. Grovellers

Most eerily applicable to me…

Pyrotechnics K. Haiku

That was creepy.

18-Hour K-Rot Class? What the Hell is Wrong With You?

Yes. You read that correctly.

An 18-Hour Class this past Saturday.

In Karate.

What do you do in 18-Hours of Karate?


A lot.

But it’s a good kind of pain.

Actually, other than the stiffness it was a really great experience. We learned a lot that day, especially how much you can push yourself.

You also really gain an appreciation for senior belts and you grow closer to the people who participate.

It was a really great time.

I suppose some of you want specifics.

I can’t tell you, though. If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

Photo Stuff

I’ve received a few requests from people who are interested in my photos. I’m not sure if I’ve ever really made it that obvious, but they are available for purchase.

I’m not trying to whore myself out here, but I figured I’d post that tidbit as I’ve received inquiries from more than one person that’s not related to me.

I’m thinking about making some type of catalogue thing that shows the photo, the associated story accompanying the image and the technical information. What do you all think of this?

Updated August 15, 2005 (15:45)

I had a Microsoft Word version (hefty at a little over 5 megs in size) which was available this morning for download. Unfortunately, it is hefty at a little over 5 Megs in size.

Linette was kind enough to create a better (and much smaller) version for me which you can now download from here. It is in PDF format.

Hai-Kuul – Aug 15, 2005 – CONTEST WINNER!!!

Hai-Kuul Winner!

Congratulations to princess_castle who submitted the 40th request! Her prize is the 8×10 print shown in this entry.

Please e-mail me a mailing address, and I will send you your prize.

The next Hai-Kuul contest will not be for a while yet, but you can still send in ideas.

And now, without further ado…

Achilles…U Love Me? (Requested by princess_castle)
Why don’t you answer?
Are you afraid? Talk, because
I know your weakness!

The Great Wall of Antarctica!! (Requested by princess_castle)
In the land of cold
A black barrier moves on
Walk with the penguins

Indian Independence Day! (Requested by princess_castle)
Celebrate a day
For a wonderful country
Jalebis for all!

Black Tea, Green Tea, What Tea?! (Requested by princess_castle)
I need to wake up
My choice of tea will help me
But which one to drink?

Scared of My Relatives (Requested by princess_castle)
So hard to avoid
So much like a hangover
Without the drinking

Briseis (Requested by princess_castle)
She lost her husband
Achilles abducted her
Then had to lose her

He Was Flirtin’ With My Cousin…Moron!! (Requested by princess_castle)
He was trying hard
To make a good impression
But he’s beneath her

Encyclopedia ‘Bitha’nica (Requested by princess_castle)
An alternate tome
With lots of exclamations
And some new words, too

I think we have a Trojan theme going here…

I Think I Am Helen…Erm?! (Requested by princess_castle)
Living in Troy sucks
I think I need to move now
Perhaps the Hamptons?

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.