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Hai-Kuul – July 15, 2005

BBQ Chicken (Requested by Drea)
Grilled to perfection
Coated in honey garlic
Mouth-watering bird


Terre Neuve (Requested by Drea)
It means new found land
But sounds much more romantic
French name for heaven


Stop Complaining (Requested by Drea)
What’s the matter now?
It seems something’s always wrong
It’s all in your head


The Antelope (Requested by Drea)
Along the dry paths
The Antelope runs quickly
Looking for water


Missing Shoes (Requested by Drea)
My closet’s empty
Someone stole all my footwear
My feet are naked


The Cat Ate Them (Requested by Drea)
I see a lace, there
Sticking out of my cat’s butt
The mystery’s solved!


Red Sky In the Morning (Requested by Drea)
The sun rears its face
Bringing light to our planet
With a crimson hue


Bloodsucking Mosquitoes (Requested by Drea)
They give no warning
And drain our precious blood dry
Bloody Freeloaders


Get Some Deet! (Requested by Drea)
The surest defence
That we slather on our skin
Can eat through plastic


This Just Gets Worse (Requested by Drea)
First: A ruptured hull
Next: Stranded on an island
Worst: Lost with John Tesh


Tarantino (Requested by Drea)
Bringing East to West
This multitalented man
Looks like an insect


The First Thing That Comes to Mind (Requested by Drea)
The first thing was this
Writing haiku for you folks
How could it not be?


Why Louise? (Requested by Drea)
To name a blue lake
After one of Queen Vic’s kids
Seemed like a good plan


Blond Like My Dad (Requested by Drea)
Since he had blond hair
Then I should have it as well
Genetics makes sense


Brown Like the Bottle (Requested by Drea)
The sun toasts my skin
Changing my appearance to
A much darker me


Mole On My Temple (Requested by Drea)
I see the bugger
And I can never catch him
He digs through my floors


Sarah Harmer In Victoria (Requested by Drea)
Voice of an angel
Graces this West Coast city
With her awesome songs


I Want To Bang On My Drum All Day (Requested by Drea)
Working sucks donkeys
I’d much rather be outside
Playing with my bongos


Drinking is Now Legal (Requested by Drea)
When I turned nineteen
I was very excited
I could drink at bars!


Three Leaf Clover (Requested by Drea)
These are quite common
I see lots in my quest for
A four leaf clover


Wintertime In Saskatchewan (Requested by Drea)
The plains are covered
By a duvet of white snow
A big, flat duvet


Blind Mice (Requested by Drea)
Bumping into things
Causing mischief and mayhem
In their opaque shades


Almost To the Point (Requested by Drea)
You like to ramble
Ordinarily it’s fine
But it’s been three days


No Return (Requested by Drea)
You bought that last year
It’s too late for an exchange
I’m sorry. Please leave


Red and White Canuckians (Requested by Drea)
Like superheroes
We proudly wear our colours
When standing on guard


My Age! (Requested by Drea)
I am thirty-one.
At least I am at this time
Try asking next year




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Happy Birthday!

Best Wishes to Barbero

I just wanted to take this quick second to wish my friend Zac a Happy Birthday…


Pale, like a vampire
With spidery limbs to climb
Like no one’s business!


Happy Birthday, my friend.

Exhibition of Antics and Blood

Exhibition Today

Today is the day that we are holding the reception for our photo exhibition. My friend Mark and I have a show we’ve called Town and Country. If you are in the neighbourhood tonight, come out and hang with us!

Munchies will be served (yes, the famous Banana Bread that I make), and the venue is pretty cool. Salvador Darling (1237 Queen St W) is a clothing store with a twist.

The exhibition will be going until August 12. However, tonight is the only night that both Mark and I will be there.



Dave and Jorge Antics Redux

Recently, I was having a chat with Dave. The topic turned to Legends of the Fall. The following is what was said…


J: I don’t care what people think of me. I like that movie a lot.
D: Yeah?
J: Yes. Although it is kinda funny how Julia Ormond gets around in the movie.
D: Indeed
J: [Poorly imitating Julia Ormond‘s voice.] I like you, and you and you. But I especially like you because you’re the biggest. How do I know? Because I had all three of you, and I know fo’ sho!
D: [Chuckling.] Man, she fell off the face of the Earth. I wonder why?
J: They stopped making movies about the woman in the middle.
D: True enough.
J: Except porn, of course.
D: That’s where she is…


Why did I use the word redux in the heading? I don’t know. I’ve always thought it a cool word…



How Many Bloody Posts?

I think I’ve posted more in the past 24 hours than I have in my life. What the hell is with that? Weird.

Hai-Kuul – July 14, 2005

Phone Won’t Stop Ringing (Requested by Courtney8292)
I keep trying to sleep
But harsh ringing wakes me up
Sometimes people suck


Laundry Piling Up (Requested by Courtney8292)
Many dirty clothes
More arriving as I speak
I procrastinate


Gimpy (Requested by Courtney8292)
Why is it so hard
To gather the energy
To go outside now?


Loose Change (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dimes in my pocket
I hope and pray to heaven
That I have enough


That Smile (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Corners of lips curl
Revealing pearly white teeth
My heart skips a beat


Eating At My Desk (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Lunch is haiku time
I feverishly respond
To all that I can


Winter-Summer (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Canadians know
How different these two are
And drink throughout both


The Stars Guide Us (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
High in the night sky
They draw me along my course
To America


Listless Lists (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Who is bored enough
To create a series of
The most pointless points?


Boho (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A great restaurant
On Roncesvalles Avenue
Be sure to eat there


Yellow-Orange-Red (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
These are warm colours
They wash over my eyes like
Fiery fall leaves


Beautiful Warm Night (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My mind is at peace
As I gaze at the night sky
In complete comfort


She Hates the Ground (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Her face: Contorted
Her body: Shudders and shakes
The coffee: Sucks rocks


Too Hot For Coffee? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m sweating a lot
And yet I crave some caffeine
Have I gone insane?


E-Kisses (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
They’re convenient
But they definitely lack
Physicality


Strawberry Stain On T-Shirt (Requested by Courtney8292)
I ate with much care
And yet one of the red fruits
Decided to fall


Lazy Dog (Requested by Courtney8292)
He won’t fetch or run
He won’t roll over or sit
Pet rocks are better


Piles of Laundry (Requested by Courtney8292)
From floor to ceiling
The laundry’s taken over
There is no escape




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Writing Assignment from Patresa

If Talent Had No Limit and Money Grew Like Weeds

Patresa, in her quest to achieve perfect spelling without a dictionary, wrote about what would happen if her talent had no limit and she had an infinite amount of scratch to eek out a living. Although, come to think of it, eek is probably quite the understatement.

Of course, at the end of her dream sequence, she put forth the challenge to her readers to come up with their own scenarios.

Mine goes something like this…


–


    As the night sky starts to lighten, Jorge wakes up. The sun hasn’t started its visble ascent yet, but the sky’s subtle change alerts him that the blazing daybringer will be arriving relatively soon. He climbs off of the bed, careful not to disturb his sleeping wife, and tiptoes over to the large bay window overlooking Rock Lake.

    He gazes across the clear sky and smiles at the prospect of another clear day. He quietly changes into some clothes with which to explore the forest, and slips out of the large cottage.

    The cottage is a wonder of technology, paid for by his successful photography and music. It cost a king’s ransom to outfit it with the comforts of the city, only because the technology could not be disruptive to the surrounding environment.

    Jorge spends the morning photographing the sunrise with his analog SLR camera. Though he has several digital cameras at his disposal, he likes to use the one that Mrs. J gave him as an engagement gift. Some habits die hard. Some never die.

    By the time he returns, his friend has arrived by boat bearing fish.

    ” I just happened to be out, ” said his friend, Brad.

    ” You just want to use the bullet, don’t you? ” Jorge chuckled.

    ” Well, maybe, ” Brad hopped out of the boat and moored it, ” My old lady is in T-Dot today. I figured I’d suprise her. “

    ” Fine by me. I was thinking of scooting over to Dave’s if you two would like to come with. “

    ” Doggie, ” Brad grinned ear to ear.


–


    After a breakfast of eggs, bacon and fish (Mrs. J opted for toast instead of fish), the trio headed to Huntsville to the train station. Jorge parked the electric car at a recharge space, and the three of them headed over to the platform.

    The waiting area was packed with people waiting to get on the new mag-lev train to Toronto. Everyone was in good spirits and began boarding the train at the blow of the whistle.

    Jorge, Mrs. J and Brad didn’t board that train.

    Instead, they approached an elevator that opened as Jorge approached, and took an elevator down to the experimental “Bullet” train.


–


    After Jorge started making a name for himself, his friends, too, started to become recognized. It was a happy coindcidence that they al achieved fame at the same time, as it gave their next move a lot of power.

    They joined forces with some startup environmentally conscious transportation companies, as well as some startup telcos and clothing lines. By working together, and using the universal catalyst known as money, they managed to create some wonderful inventions that cost very little to maintain.

    At first, people thought that several artists banding together for a cause would not really create an impact. However, rather than appearing at media circuses, and lobbying the government, they took it upon themselves to approach it from a business point of view (with a scientific twist). Utilizing people that were not being recognized for their talent, they managed to create a global movement for change that literally took the world by storm.

    The “Bullet”, while called “experimental” was actually already proven. It was a train that utilized magnetic peristalsis to propel the train car down a tunnel. it allowed for a much smoother acceleration, and higher speeds, with no detriment to stability.


–


    Within an hour they arrived in Toronto, and Brad called his gal and told her to meet us at Dave’s.

    They promptly caught public transit to Dave’s Pub (run by his uncle Gerry).

    Dave met Jorge at the door and greeted him with a hug.

    ” Long time no see, manus, ” Dave smiled.

    ” No kidding, ” Jorge replied.

    ” MY SPOON IS TOO BIG, ” Dave laughed.

    Jorge joined in. Mrs. J just shook her head.

    On the far wall, a vidscreen sprung to life. Ian appeared.

    ” Hey guys, ” he shouted. There seemed to be a party at his pub in Tallinn.

    ” Hey Ian, ” they all replied.

    ” How’s life over there? ” Ian was obviously being jostled by the happy crowd at his place.

    ” Great, ” Jorge said, ” The Bullet Line to Estonia from England should be done within two months. Soon we can hang out again. “

    ” Sweet, ” Ian grinned.

    ” Imagine what will happen when we finish the teleporter? ” Dave winked.


–


I could go on forever with a story like that. Nothing would be dearer to my heart than to help make the world a better place. I’m sure that the tech in my story is a pipe dream (nice pun), but it’s nice to have a vision of something good, right?