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Hai-Kuul – July 19, 2005

Men Are From Mars and I Don’t Like Aliens (Requested by Drea)
Why are men so weird?
Like other-worldly creatures
Indescribable


Deoxyribonucleic Acid (Requested by Reena0170)
The double-helix
That brought both Watson and Crick
fame and some fortune


Death By Organic Chemistry (Requested by Reena0170)
I know boredom kills
The reaper takes the form of
My Org. Chem. teacher


Implantation (Requested by Reena0170)
The embryo grips
The uterine wall. You must
Stay abreast of this


Empty Apple Juice Boxes (Requested by Reena0170)
Hear the hollow sound
Disappearing apple juice
Leaving behind drops


Recovering Alcoholic (Requested by Reena0170)
Court has a problem
But she’s taking the high road
And dealing with it


Melting Chocolate Chip Cookies (Requested by Reena0170)
Everyone knows
Chocolate chip cookies should
Be eaten warmed up


Bubu (Requested by Reena0170)
Poor Mr. Burgess
A nickname not unlike his
Girlfriend’s mother’s dog


Evil Laughs (Requested by Reena0170)
Hear the soft buildup
And the loud sounds of laughter
As Reena freaks out




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Meeting Heroes

How I Shook Hands With a Legend

A short while ago, I received an e-mail regarding a workshop hosted by Quilombo do Queimado Capoeira* group (QDOQ). Some of my old Capoeira friends are part of this group, and after some rough times, it seems as if it’s on a great road to somewhere far beyond where they used to be.

I have to admit that the idea of attending the workshop was quite exciting, however, a friend from our dojo is moving back to Japan for good, and I had already promised that I would be there for her send-off.

I passed on the workshop, thanking QDOQ for their hospitality.

They sent an e-mail back indicating that Mestre Acordeon was to be teaching at the workshop.

My heart skipped a beat.

Bira Almeida, known as Mestre Acordeon (Mestre being Master and Acordeon being a nickname), is in my humble opinion, one of the greatest Capoeira masters in the world.

Needless to say the workshop seemed a lot more attractive now, however, I had made a promise.

I decided to go to the workshop before I went to the farewell party. I had some time. The farewell party started at 8, but I was going to be there at 9. The Workshop started at 7 up at York University Rec Centre so I figured I could meet with Mestre Acordeon and still have time to get back to the farewell party. Indeed, the Mestre himself had e-mailed me that he was hoping to meet me.

As I was driving up on Friday night, I felt like a giddy schoolboy, and I reminisced about how I’d approached Mestre Acordeon for guidance.

When I had ended my training previously, I felt a little bit overwhelmed by my options, and frankly a little lost. I felt that creation of a small group for people to learn and practice Capoeira was a good idea. It would be for those who were afraid to go to the other schools, and for those who needed practice outside of their own schools.

The idea needed validation.

I e-mailed Mestre Acordeon to find out his opinion. He seemed warm to the idea and invited me down to attend some of their events in San Francisco as well (Unfortunately, scheduling is the suck, and I couldn’t make it down there).

Mestre Acordeon is one of the greatest Capoeiristas in the world not only for his playing and singing, but also for his vast wisdom. He is a very tenacious historian, working to bring order to the multitude of stories that make up Capoeira legend. He has created a few books, and also has some internet resources available to people. I asked him for his permission to use this material to educate, as I felt that it was the most correct.

He gave his blessing there, too.

(In the two years that I corresponded with him, I also saw him on television in the Deadly Martial Arts series)

I pulled up and parked, and met up with an old friend (Camarao), and we caught up on old times as we walked into the Rec Centre together. Albert was there also.

Albert was one of the students that we had at our little Capoeira study group. Albert is already a decent martial artist, so imparting knowledge to him was an easy thing to do. It was neat to see him at the QDOQ workshop, warming up with students that had been there far longer, but looking comfortable. It was weird, but I felt proud.

It turns out that Mestre Acordeon was tied up in traffic and would be late.

I was a bit nervous, and slightly disappointed at the prospect of leaving before getting a chance to meet one of my heroes.

7:30 rolled around, and I told Albert to pass on my best, and also my apologies to the Mestre. I still couldn’t bring myself to leave, and figured that if I sped a bit I could make it home in time to get ready for the party.

At 7:40, I knew I had to go, and made ready to leave. As I approached the exit, who walks in but Bira Almeida himself.

He is greeted with applause.

When things calmed down, I made my way over to him (the rest of the people were still doing warm-up exercises)…


JORGE: Mestre. Hi, it’s me. Gente-Boa**

MESTRE ACORDEON: [Looking puzzled.] Who?
J: [At a loss for words.] Um…Jorge, Mestre. It’s me, Jorge.
MA: [Expression brightening immensely.] Jorge! I have looked forward to meeting you!
[J & MA Exchange a warm embrace]
MA: I’m glad you could make it up here.
J: I can’t stay Mestre. I promised someone that I would go to their farewell party. She is going back to Japan for good.
MA: Promises are important. Can you come tomorrow?
J: I have a wedding out of town.
MA: Oh, that’s too bad. I was looking forward to working with you.
J: Maybe one day I’ll come down to San Francisco, or Brazil.
MA: Yes. You are always welcome. That would be a great thing.



I won’t bore you with the rest of the conversation. Needless to say I reluctantly left after having my photo taken with him, and he told me to keep writing to him, as he enjoyed our exchanges.



Jorge & Mestre Acordeon.
Click to enlarge…


I’ll never forget that day.




* – You might want to check out what Capoeira is if you don’t know.
** – In Capoeira everyone is eventually given a nickname. Mine means nice guy. Everyone who does Capoeira that knows me, knows me by this name. Ironically, Mestre Acordeon is the only Capoeirista that knows me by my real name…

Hai-Kuul – July 18, 2005

Should I Bark?? (Requested by princess_castle)
If you’re feeling low
Pretending to be a dog
Might better your mood


Too Many (Requested by princess_castle)
MSN Spaces
Is running out of room fast!
Thanks to the haiku


Why Not Then… (Requested by princess_castle)
I will lose nothing
If I simply try my best
So here goes nothing


Windbag (Requested by princess_castle)
The unending words
Pour forth like a waterfall
My ears grow quite numb


March Forward (Requested by princess_castle)
There’s no other choice
There is nothing behind us
Our foes are ahead


I Do?? (Requested by princess_castle)
I would feel better
If you became my bride by
Not hesitating


LMAO (Requested by princess_castle)
I have trouble now
Sitting has become quite tough
Since I lost my ass


Piano Kids Not Practicing (Requested by Clara19822)
They’ll never improve
Unless they practice daily
Instead of slacking


Biting Nails (Requested by Clara19822)
It’s a weird habit
Grooming without grooming tools
Results may be weird


Making Shitty Money (Requested by Clara19822)
We can’t get these right
It might be the plates or it
Might be this new dye


Babysitting (Requested by Clara19822)
Minding little brats
For less than minimum wage
Humiliating


Fireplaces (Requested by Clara19822)
Containing the flames
Spreading warmth and happiness
And diverting smoke


Babe Sis Juliana (Even Though She’s Seventeen) (Requested by Clara19822)
Though you get older
Clara will be older still
That’s the way age works




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Thanks! All Everyone Needs is a Zealot!

Thanks To All

I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone that came out to the show at Salvador Darling last night. No pieces were purchased, but there were lots of signatures in the guest book. Many smiling faces came to greet us and much merriment seemed to be had by all.

I enjoyed it quite a lot, and a lot of your compliments were most welcome and wonderful.

Special thanks to Tanya, owner of Salvador Darling, for all of her help and for the space to display our art. Also, thanks goes out to Mark for being the other half of “Town and Country”.



Everyone Needs a Nemesis

When I was studying Capoeira, I met a guy named Tien. Tien was very skilled (he had been doing Martial Arts for a long time), and he was also relatively pain-resistant. His speed and agility, as well as his strength were a great challenge to deal with when playing aggressive games. And so he became my nemesis (consequently, that’s just a nickname. Tien is a good friend of mine).

Tien is one of the reasons I missed Capoeira when I left my old academy.

I joined Karate later that year. I wondered what kind of challenges I would face from the sensei, as well as the other students.

And in walked my new nemesis…

Steve was his name, and he had studied Goju-Ryu before. He is a big guy, quick on his feet and pretty strong. When we sparred for the first time, I remember opening up a bit in terms of impact, and he answered in kind. One of us is always pushing the envelope. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Last night, Steve came out to the exhibition. Unfortunately it was close to the end of the night, but he put in an appearance none the less (our friend Vinnie also came out). While all the compliments were great to receive that evening, Steve’s touched me the most for some reason.

Why?

Maybe one develops an emotional attachment to someone they get into fistfights with on a regular basis…


STEVE: Your stuff is great, Nemesis.
JORGE: Thanks, Nemesis.
STEVE: [Pointing to a black-and-white photograph titled Reaching Out. It’s a landscape shot of a cliff with a deciduous tree growing out on a strange angle. It looks like a hand reaching across a fog-filled valley.] This one is my favourite. This one…is awesome man.
JORGE: Wow, Steve. Thanks!
STEVE: Yeah. I really like that one.
JORGE: I picked it because it reminded me of you.
STEVE: Because it is weak, and fragile? Because it’s about to fall apart?
JORGE: Yes.
STEVE: Excellent, Nemesis.
JORGE: Yes.


Honestly, it did remind me of Steve. Only because of the fact that the tree is so tenacious. It’s reaching for the sky even though it’s not firmly planted in solid ground. Steve is like this.

He’s from Newfoundland. You’d hear some people say Steve’s from the Rock.

But I say he’s cut from it.



Religious Zealots and Other Commentators

Today I received a comment on my site from someone in Portuguese (at least I think it is Portuguese). As near as I can figure, it’s a long-ass poem about how God is always there, patiently waiting for us, no matter where we are or what we are doing.

Maybe it’s something lost in translation, but to me it makes God look like some stalker, hiding outside your house in the bushes.

Honestly, I mean no disrespect to those of Christian faith. I am not a religious person so much as a spiritual person. While I may not believe in the same things that other people do, it doesn’t mean that I don’t respect their views. That being said, I think it’s rude to push things on other people.

I offer my own opinions on my blog. If people do not wish to read them, that is up to them. When I leave comments on other’s blogs, they are related to the content of the entry that I am commenting on. I don’t leave idiotic comments or chain-letters.

I visited some friends blogs today and saw the same comment on their latest entries. This made me feel like a bag of crap, because this person obviously found them through me.

I visited this person’s page this morning, and told them to leave the propaganda off of people’s pages that didn’t ask for it.

This type of idiocy ranks up there with those morons who leave negative comments but no e-mail or blog address to trace them to.

Anonymity is for those who fear the truth, my friends.

Hai-Kuul – July 15, 2005

BBQ Chicken (Requested by Drea)
Grilled to perfection
Coated in honey garlic
Mouth-watering bird


Terre Neuve (Requested by Drea)
It means new found land
But sounds much more romantic
French name for heaven


Stop Complaining (Requested by Drea)
What’s the matter now?
It seems something’s always wrong
It’s all in your head


The Antelope (Requested by Drea)
Along the dry paths
The Antelope runs quickly
Looking for water


Missing Shoes (Requested by Drea)
My closet’s empty
Someone stole all my footwear
My feet are naked


The Cat Ate Them (Requested by Drea)
I see a lace, there
Sticking out of my cat’s butt
The mystery’s solved!


Red Sky In the Morning (Requested by Drea)
The sun rears its face
Bringing light to our planet
With a crimson hue


Bloodsucking Mosquitoes (Requested by Drea)
They give no warning
And drain our precious blood dry
Bloody Freeloaders


Get Some Deet! (Requested by Drea)
The surest defence
That we slather on our skin
Can eat through plastic


This Just Gets Worse (Requested by Drea)
First: A ruptured hull
Next: Stranded on an island
Worst: Lost with John Tesh


Tarantino (Requested by Drea)
Bringing East to West
This multitalented man
Looks like an insect


The First Thing That Comes to Mind (Requested by Drea)
The first thing was this
Writing haiku for you folks
How could it not be?


Why Louise? (Requested by Drea)
To name a blue lake
After one of Queen Vic’s kids
Seemed like a good plan


Blond Like My Dad (Requested by Drea)
Since he had blond hair
Then I should have it as well
Genetics makes sense


Brown Like the Bottle (Requested by Drea)
The sun toasts my skin
Changing my appearance to
A much darker me


Mole On My Temple (Requested by Drea)
I see the bugger
And I can never catch him
He digs through my floors


Sarah Harmer In Victoria (Requested by Drea)
Voice of an angel
Graces this West Coast city
With her awesome songs


I Want To Bang On My Drum All Day (Requested by Drea)
Working sucks donkeys
I’d much rather be outside
Playing with my bongos


Drinking is Now Legal (Requested by Drea)
When I turned nineteen
I was very excited
I could drink at bars!


Three Leaf Clover (Requested by Drea)
These are quite common
I see lots in my quest for
A four leaf clover


Wintertime In Saskatchewan (Requested by Drea)
The plains are covered
By a duvet of white snow
A big, flat duvet


Blind Mice (Requested by Drea)
Bumping into things
Causing mischief and mayhem
In their opaque shades


Almost To the Point (Requested by Drea)
You like to ramble
Ordinarily it’s fine
But it’s been three days


No Return (Requested by Drea)
You bought that last year
It’s too late for an exchange
I’m sorry. Please leave


Red and White Canuckians (Requested by Drea)
Like superheroes
We proudly wear our colours
When standing on guard


My Age! (Requested by Drea)
I am thirty-one.
At least I am at this time
Try asking next year




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.