Barking Space

French Films (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Movies about love
Set in obscure cityscapes
Always unresolved

Allergies Snallergies (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dandelions, eh?
Those weeds don’t bother me any
Antihistamines!

Gezondheid (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
She meant gesundheit
Spelling foreign words is tough
I’d just say bless you

Rosy Skin (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Your skin has turned pink
Compliments tend to do that
But you deserve them

Thank You Sunshine (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You make me feel good
The way you warm up my heart
From beyond the Earth

Gentle Clarity (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
To remind gently
Is like a careful nudging
To hit your point home

Oomph (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
That was quite a bump
Can’t feel my teeth anymore
This car needs new shocks

Upside Yo Head (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You’re on my bad side
When you say those kinds of things
Watch out for my fist

Every Day it Makes Me Cry (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The poor dog next door
Appears to be neglected
I’d take care of him

My Computer (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Clicking merrily
It’s just a matter of time
Before something dies

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Don’t Know How to Party (Requested by The Shellie)
What am I doing?
I am agoraphobic!
I can’t even dance!

Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don’t Care or Do I? (Requested by The Shellie)
My master is dead
I’m not even in his will
Stupid Blue-Tailed fly

Anything Tastes Good Fried (Requested by The Shellie)
Coat it in batter
And it will taste like butter
Great, greasy goodness!

Wedding Crashers (Requested by The Shellie)
Who the hell are you?
Where’s your invitation, punk?
Or at least, a gift!

Thunderstorm On the Lake (Requested by Cat)
Rolling thunder and
Twice as much lightning as it
Reflects in the lake

Kids Feeding Ducks (Requested by Cat)
They feel so useful
Throwing breadcrumbs on the ground
To watch the results

Diving Into Deep Water (Requested by Cat)
Water rushes past
As your surroundings darken
You dive to the depths!

Cannonballs (Requested by Cat)
Leaping. Hurtling
Curled into a tight, round ball
To make a big splash

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Jorge Doesn’t Like Lunch (Requested by Drea)
Jorge used to eat food
Now he simply writes haiku
Send him some muffins!

Burden? What Burden? (Requested by Drea)
I’m not complaining
So why don’t you take your whip
And leave me alone!

Drea’s Hai-Kuuls Are Fun (Requested by Drea)
Leandra’s requests
Fly in a mile a minute
But they make me think

This Side of the Country (Requested by Drea)
It’s the wild, wild West
But instead of the horses
We’ve got wild salmon!

Pianos and Piccolos (Requested by Drea)
The strangest duet
You will ever hear for sure
Expensive tickets

Van Gogh’s Earring (Requested by Drea)
Vincent’s gold earring
Sparkles brightly on the ground
Since his ear left town

Maple Leafs and Other Red Things (Requested by Drea)
In the wind it flaps
Who knew that this bright colour
Would make us so proud?

Irish/Scandinavian Who Speaks French (Requested by Drea)
An accent can be
A very attractive trait
But a triple? Whoa…

The Taj Mahal (Requested by Drea)
Some guy built this thing
To make his lady happy
Flowers are cheaper

Morning On My Mind (Requested by Drea)
When I go to bed
I think of the sun’s greeting
I can’t wait ’till morn!

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Oh…My…God!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
I must crane my neck
To be able to see him
Godzilla is here!

What a Beauty! (Requested byprincess_castle)
She’s got some sweet curves
She’s the hottest model here
My Lambourghini

There U Go… (Requested by princess_castle)
You’re always leaving
It seems to be what you do
But why? I don’t know

Green and Gorgeous! (Requested by princess_castle)
Bruce Banner’s cousin
Had a blood transfusion and
Became the She-Hulk

Hmm…At Last! (Requested by princess_castle)
It took a few years
But she finally published
The sixth Potter book

Blonde Babes (Requested by princess_castle)
A phenomenon
Based solely on hair colour
Brunettes rock too, eh?

Look At Me (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m talking to you
Pay attention! What I say
Might be important

Boots ‘n Jackets (Requested by princess_castle)
These are in storage
Waiting until the winter
To shield me from cold

Cute Looking Silly Guys…Argh! (Requested by princess_castle)
Why are you surprised?
Whether good looking or not
All guys are silly

Aloo Parathas…Oh Yeah!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Spiced mashed potatoes
Stuffed between two chapati
An Indian treat

Full-Blood Princess…Muhahahahahahahaaa!!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
The insane laughter
Verifies the royalty
Royals are strange folk

I Know U Love Me! (Requested by princess_castle)
Your outer gruffness
Is not effective enough
To hide your feelings

Ended Up Bruising My Knee… (Requested by princess_castle)
It’s always a risk
To partake in tree climbing
It’s just a small scratch

Hair Gels ‘n Hair Fluids (Requested by princess_castle)
So many products
Can do so much for your hair
I just use a comb

Calm ‘n Quite (Requested by princess_castle)
Calm I understand
But what about the quite part?
You fill in the blank

So Much Fun (Requested by princess_castle)
Camping and Fishing
Away from the pollution
In Nature’s backyard

Thanks For Everything (Requested by princess_castle)
It is my pleasure
To meet the haiku demands
You are most welcome

I Can ‘n I Will (Requested by princess_castle)
Stubborn. Hard-headed
These traits show perseverance
It’s called obstinate

Say Hi To Jorge (Requested by princess_castle)
He works without pause
Answering all the requests
Be sure to greet him

Peace, Progress ‘n Prosperity (Requested by princess_castle)
Worthy desires
To fulfill these is to live
And live well you do

I Hope U Have a Greatttttt Weekend (Requested by princess_castle)
Tony the tiger
Has visited here, I see
He can take a hike

Let Me… (Requested by princess_castle)
You need to relax
Let me handle everything
You’ve had a long day

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Men Are From Mars and I Don’t Like Aliens (Requested by Drea)
Why are men so weird?
Like other-worldly creatures
Indescribable

Deoxyribonucleic Acid (Requested by Reena0170)
The double-helix
That brought both Watson and Crick
fame and some fortune

Death By Organic Chemistry (Requested by Reena0170)
I know boredom kills
The reaper takes the form of
My Org. Chem. teacher

Implantation (Requested by Reena0170)
The embryo grips
The uterine wall. You must
Stay abreast of this

Empty Apple Juice Boxes (Requested by Reena0170)
Hear the hollow sound
Disappearing apple juice
Leaving behind drops

Recovering Alcoholic (Requested by Reena0170)
Court has a problem
But she’s taking the high road
And dealing with it

Melting Chocolate Chip Cookies (Requested by Reena0170)
Everyone knows
Chocolate chip cookies should
Be eaten warmed up

Bubu (Requested by Reena0170)
Poor Mr. Burgess
A nickname not unlike his
Girlfriend’s mother’s dog

Evil Laughs (Requested by Reena0170)
Hear the soft buildup
And the loud sounds of laughter
As Reena freaks out

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