Barking Space

Stargaze Lillies (Requested by Totoro)
Who gave them their name?
Did he see stars within them?
Or do they stare up?

Wedding Show (Requested by Totoro)
It’s an industry
The union of two people
For an audience

World of Warcraft (Requested by Totoro)
A persistent world
Existing purely online
This thief steals your time

My Favourite Blankie (Requested by Totoro)
So comfortable
Reminding me of my youth
True security

Drunk Duckie (Requested by Totoro)
He drifts lazily
Like a leaf caught in the wind
A smile takes his bill

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Atheist’s Gospel (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
God does not exist
I hope I am not wrong when
I kick the bucket

Bear and the Squid (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
Obscure Kung-Fu style
Taught by an elderly man
Wearing claws and gills

The Evil Snail (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
A glistening trail
Shines in the moonlight, left by
The world’s slowest thief

Nice to Meet You, Sagittarian (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Hey there, what’s your sign?
A centaur with a big bow?
Watch where you aim that!

Mignon? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You look quite hungry
Would you like to order steak
Wrapped in smoked bacon?

Yep, She’s Got Tang. (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out those pouches
My mouth is watering now
Orangey goodness!

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Subservient Me (Requested by Tanya)
I exist to serve
Is there something I can do?
Your wish? My command

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This one needed two interpretations…

My Kingdom For a Package (Requested by jules)
I bide my sweet time
Doing a great job until
They say it’s my time

My Kingdom For a Package (Requested by jules)
My body feels wrong
I am a woman and yet
I need to be male

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I Am That I Am (Requested by bitha)
I was born this way
And so I will remind you
By stating this fact

Maybe Next Week (Requested by bitha)
I won a photo
But I have not picked it up
I should go get it

Don’t Drink and Derive (Requested by bitha)
I tried a function
But I was seeing double
My answer was wrong

I Have to Go Now (Requested by bitha)
This party is dull
I’m so bored I could just
Fall asleep right here

Doing Stuffs (Requested by bitha)
Each day passes by
Like pollen in a stiff breeze
There is much to do

Stop Staring (Requested by bitha)
I feel discomfort
Your gaze is fixed upon me
But I don’t like you

‘Bag’ Packs (Requested by bitha)
Learn how to pronounce!
This is up there with foilage
And ol’ new-cue-ler

Money Tree (Requested by bitha)
My fondest wishes
All seem to involve some wealth
That I need not earn

Angelina Jolie (Requested by Courtney-O)
The world’s most wanted
Lover of men and women
Jen A. stood no chance

Tim the Enchanter (Requested by the scottish vixen)
The mystery man
Who captured the Vixen’s heart
Best wishes to both!

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