Barking Space

Spit Up On My Shoulder (Requested by Hezmann)
What did I just feel?
Baby’s head is next to mine
Did I pat too hard?

Bra Strap is Showing (Requested by Hezmann)
People are staring
I cannot figure out why
Something in my teeth?

Pants On Backwards (Requested by Hezmann)
Things just don’t feel right
When seated I feel an urge
To flip right over

Dry Cereal (Requested by Hezmann)
Crunchy corn and rice
Flakes of goodness in my bowl
I’d rather have beef

LCBO is Closed (Requested by Hezmann)
Inhumanity!
How now shall I get my fix
For my precious booze?

Split My Pants (Requested by Hezmann)
I crouched down to see
Something I saw on the road
Underpants saw light

Lost My Balance (Requested by Hezmann)
I took a tumble
As I walked across a stream
In my moccasins

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Red-Light District (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Do you feel frisky?
Take a walk on the wild side
Check out the windows

Cannes (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
A film festival
Where people say good things if
They think they have to

Azure Ocean (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Some say ‘purest blue’
Colour of a cloudless sky
Lapis Lazuli

Absent Companions (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Fighting side by side
War makes corpses of us all
I miss my comrades

I Stepped In Gum (Requested by Courtney8292)
No matter how much
You try to avoid it, you
Will fall prey to gum

The Ants Are Back (Requested by Courtney8292)
I thought I killed them
Yet they resurface, always
Doubled in number

Chillattes (Requested by Courtney8292)
On a scorching day
Nothing hits the spot better
Than frozen caffeine

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Technicolour Yawn
After a night of drinking
Makes you feel better

How’d That Get There? (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
What the hell happened?
Yesterday my skin was blank
Now there’s a tattoo!

The Day After… (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
You have to watch out
Drinking too much might cause you
To wake up surprised

Sorry Mister (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I didn’t see you
I was running with my tea
Sorry ’bout your face

Rosebud (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Potential for growth
Into something beautiful
I admire nature

Come Naked (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I want to see you
Let’s just cut to the good stuff
No clothes off the bat

Hi Mom (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m a criminal
My face on the nightly news
I should wave hello

I Slept Through It (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I barely felt it
Eight on the Richter Scale, eh?
And there I was, zonked

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A Secretly Long Lunch Away From Work (Requested by patresa74)
Working hard all day
Makes me want to escape from
The hell that is work

I’m Surrounded By Idiots (Requested by The Shellie)
My brain is hurting
Clowns to the left of me and
Jokers to the right

Everything You Know is Wrong (Requested by The Shellie)
What has happened here?
I thought I knew what was up
Apparently not

Massive Beavers (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Chomping at the trees
Those giant buck-toothed monsters
Bring down the forest

(By the way, you get bonus points for that request. Cheeky.)

Pie On the Sill (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
It sits on the sill
Beckoning me. Tempting me.
Soon it will be gone

Deep Fried Bacon (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Listen to the sound
The ‘sizzle’ of tasty meat
I will enjoy this

Canadian in the Caribbean (Requested by islandgirlinprogress)
I’m so far away
From the evergreens up North
Bartender: Hit me!

Living in Jimmy Buffet’s Shoes (Requested by islandgirlinprogress)
This is what it’s like
To be wasting away in
Margaritaville

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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My Head is Full of Cobwebs (Requested by deadites1460)
I cannot think straight
My mind is not working right
It needs a shaking

Pretty Young Things (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Strutting down the street
Barely wearing any clothes
Fix your thongs, you dorks!

Doublelicious (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Twice the fun? No way!
When you call out the wrong name
Dating a twin sucks

Belinda Stronach (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Politics is charged
Beauty and brains will get you
On the map for sure

Shit or Get Off the Pot (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Sitting on the fence
Will get you nothing but barbs
Make up your damned mind

Iron Or Nothing (Requested by Drea)
Wrinkles on my shirt
I can’t go to work in that
Might as well go nude!

Fadder and Mudder (Requested by Drea)
God bless the parents
She’s got a massive headache
He’s the sole reason

Wine and Cheese (Requested by Drea)
Sophisticated
That’s what it’s supposed to be
Not just getting tanked

Next Stop: TO (Requested by Drea)
I can’t wait to go
Where the world’s largest phallic
Symbol’s erected

Missin’ Guinness (Requested by Drea)
Damn Ian and Jorge
Damn them both to Hell, I say
Drinking without me

Pigeons (Requested by Drea)
Wings always flapping
Making noises through the night
I want to shoot them

The Alpha Male (Requested by Drea)
He thinks he’s awesome
Him and all his followers
He is naught but naught

Sans Merci (Requested by Drea)
Always be polite
Wait staff will spit in your food
Without a ‘thank you’

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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