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Fig-tionary – April 13, 2005

mediacre (I thought of this while typing a blog article)

  1. Function: adjective – Media of moderate or low quality, value, ability or performance. Boring media – Usage: I find that the latest episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond are quite mediacre.


mediacrity (Extension of above)

  1. Function: noun – The quality or state of being mediacre – Usage: Reality television is beginning to dwell in mediacrity.




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Fig-tionary – Apr 05, 2005

anecdont (Jorge came up with this writing in Cat’s Blog)

  1. Function: noun – a usually short narrative of an interesting, amusing, or biographical incident that you shouldn’t really tell anyone – Usage: One of Jorge’s worst anecdonts recounts a horrifying experience that explains why he is afraid of women wearing plaid scarves who carry orange juice in teacups.




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Fig-tionary – March 30, 2005

k-rot (Props to Mr. Burgess for this one)

  1. Function: noun – Karate – Usage: Mr. Burgess can’t make it to the theatre today. He has to go to k-rot.


k-rotstitute (Jorge came up with this while engaged in a chat with Suzy)

  1. Function: transitive verb – to offer indiscriminately for assistance in Karate classes – Usage: Jorge wishes he could assist in class. He’s always wanted to k-rotstitute himself.




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Fig-tionary – March 21, 2005

amazong (Typo from Jorge on the weekend)

  1. Function: adjective – So remarkable as to elicit disbelief in someone’s amazon powers – Usage: Jorge’s ability to wear a Wonder Woman costume is amazong.


futurosity (Jorge plans to use this in an entry real soon)

  1. Function: noun – a futuristic attitude – taking on a futuristic characteristic to compensate for current societal shortcomings – Usage: Shatton, in his frustration with the lack of speed of communication, employed futurosity in his website to enhance efficiency.




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Fig-tionary

yoru (suggested by Tien based upon a Jorge typo)

  1. Function: adjective – of or relating to you or yourself or yourselves as possessor or possessors of powerful Norse objects – Usage: How is yoru new hammer working out, Thor?
  2. Function – adjective – of or relating to one or oneself as a Norse deity – Usage: Jorge said to Thor, “I think Mjolnr is sitting on the table to yoru right, buddy. “
  3. Function – adjective – used with little or no meaning as a substitution for the, but only for Norse gods and Danish people – Usage: Reay is not yoru average Joe.




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