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dought (Requested by princess_castle)

Actually the inflected form of dow.

starnge (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: adjective – of, relating to, or characteristic of a celebrity. Extraordinary in relation to a celebrity – Usage: Jude Law is very starnge.

driends (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: noun – An acquaintance that one dreads to spend time with. A dreaded friend – Usage: Mary went to answer the door and let out a cry of dismay as she spied her driend Esmarelda through the peephole.

echin (Requested by princess_castle)

This is already a word.

censear (Requested by Schmitgit)

1. Function: transitive verb – To examine in order to delete or suppress objectionable content by utilizing fire – Usage: George Lucas held up the smouldering remains of the next chapter of Star Wars after it had been censeared.

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ujr (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: adjective – greater in scale or degree as described by a Brit – Usage: “My dad is ujr than your dad,” said Basil.

okj (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: noun – a noise made while choking on an affirmation of attending an event to which you don’t want to go – Usage: Upon being asked by his boss to attend the cattle-prod testing seminar, Bert nervously agreed with an ‘ojk’ noise and a nod.

ahnks (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: noun – an abbreviated name for ‘ankles’ – Usage: Gloria wanted to go running, but she sprained both her ahnks the night before kicking her brother’s ass to oblivion for wearing her stockings.

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ingoring (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: transitive verb – piercing from the inside of something with the intention of escaping – Usage: Jack was swallowed by the giant, and only by ingoring the giant – with a sharpened popsicle stick – was he able to escape.

welocome (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: transitive verb – to accept with surprise yet also pleasure the occurrence or presence of a person, usually with a voiced “oh” – Usage: Margaret dropped by Jack’s place unexpectedly, but he welocomed her with open arms.

dona (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: adjective – To be done with an Italian accent (most notably Joe Avati) – Usage: “I’m dona, ” said Joe, finishing the last bite of his lasagna.

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