Wanted: D

For being the best brutha from anotha mutha anyone could want.

Aliases: “Dave”, “D-Mac”, “Man-A-Tee”, “Davey”, “Innatub”, Dave




Seen here in various states of disguise. Note the nice rack.
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Description

Date of Birth: September 12, <Aught Seventy Five Plus Nineteen Hundred>
Place of Birth: <Some Party Somewhere>
Height: Tall Enough
Weight: Yes
Complexion: Pale as freshly fallen snow
Hair: Brownish, like freshly fallen…er…
Eyes: Blue
Sex: Male
Build: Lego
Race: Former Bay St Rat




After what became known as the Skewer
Incident
, things would never be the same.
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Occupation(s): 46-Year-Old Researcher
Nationality: Canadian
Remarks: D has ties to Georgetown, Windsor Toronto and Newfoundland. He started his blog at the end of 2004 and has kept everyone in stitches since. It’s all part of his devious plan to render everyone helpless so that he might make off with their Jägermeister and cookies. With a penchant for what the French call le fun-nay, he wins the hearts of people everywhere, before making off with their goodies.




Ladies man. Man’s man.
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Caution

Dave is wanted for having far too much wit for one person, as well as kick-ass parties at his parents house when we were younger. He is notorious for upholding the proper definition of the word irony (sometimes violently) and has been known to edit excellent online literary magazines. His sense of adventure and his try anything once attitude make him a risk to national security. He is resourceful, sometimes disguising himself in strange roles in plays and as the devil’s advocate in most arguments.




Seen here in his youth, honing his card trick skillz.
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Considered Armed (with superior grammar) and Extremely Dangerous (ability to carve totems that can change the course of a weekend’s beautiful weather to gales from hell).



Spreading Christmas cheer.
A little too well.
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If you have any information concerning this person, please contact Barking Space as soon as possible.




Dave and his
come hither lips™.
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Reward

Barking Space is offering a reward of up to 5 haiku poems for information leading directly to the capture of D.




Even in his former days, he
cut a fine figure.
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Happy Birthday, my friend.

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17 Responses

  1. Dave, I hope you have a kick-ass birthday. I know I’m supposed to be older and wiser and provide lots of words of wisdom, but I still have nothing more than: beer before liquor, always sicker….

    Thanks for being such a great friend to Jorge. And for being the guy who has the same sense of humour as Jorge when I just don’t get it! He certainly needs friends like that!

    🙂

    Hope to see you soon.
    T

  2. Dave,

    I already wished you birthday greetings last night with a high-five, but what the heck, let’s do it again!

    Happy Thirty-One!

    Hope you have a great day!

    Looking forward to the DCfC concert in October, because I’m so emo.

    SMOOCHES!

    Isha

  3. Dave: Women want to be with him and Men want to be with him … or something like that.

  4. Have a rockin’ birthday D-man!

  5. Hey brother,

    Thanks for the recognition. And also, THANKS FOR MAKING ME REALIZE HOW FRICKIN’ OLD I AM! I mean, look at that little baby in some of those pictures. And why did I stop cutting my bangs for a few years back there. Jebus I was styling, though!

  6. Happy birthday! I hope you and Jorge and Mrs. Jorge are happy together since, clearly, Jorge loves you. Which is totally cool.

    *cough*

    Spend lots of money!

  7. What a nice tribute, Jorge! With a friend like you, Dave is sure to have a wonderful birthday.

  8. Great tribute

    for the superheroes pictures I would of added “The Tick” and you could of been Arthur Mr J.

  9. I love it! Happy Birthday Dave!

    ;)t

  10. Some birthday advice:
    Friends don’t let friends photoshop
    Have a good one, dude.

  11. Tell me about it. Line my wife called out to me from the other room last night, “Baby, why is your face on Wonder Woman’s body?”

  12. Like she hasn’t said THAT a million times.
    Pffft.

  13. Happy Belated celebrations on, as Jorge called it, Post D-BD Day…

  14. The Extra D is for DD.

  15. Hey Jorge! Thanks for popping by…as you can see from the link I left I’m never around Spaces enough to know what the new URL is for the damn page. This new home of yours is looking hip and happenin!
    Lord, did I just say that?

    BTW, I want my on D. LOL…no worries, I’m not taking yours. I have one in mind already but was chuckling when I opened up the page and that was the first thing I saw. D was on the mind all day…

    Belated happy Bday to your D. It’s nice to have friends like this, you know…in the flesh? Because usually they’re just your imaginary ones! LOL.

    *Going off to bookmark*

  16. Oh man… if ONLY I had a “click to enlarge button” in REAL life!

  17. BTW… belated Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary!

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