Every so often I’ll hear or say something that everyone thinks is funny. Maybe you will think these thigns are funny, too! Or, maybe you won’t. Either way, I’ll post them here, and maybe people will laugh.

This little exchange happened yesterday. The setting is our local watering hole….

Guy: I am an artist in the bedroom.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes. My canvas is my bed.
Jorge: Yeah, but your medium is urine, so what does that tell you?

Other Guy: NICE! Best…line…ever…