Disappointment
If only they knew
What you’ve thrown away because
You’ve backed the wrong team
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Hai-Kuul – Jan 30, 2010
Posted on January 30, 2010 by Jorge
Hai-Kuul – September 21, 2005
Posted on September 21, 2005 by Jorge
I Smell Olives (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What is that I smell?
The smell of organic salt
Growing from the trees
Down With Ye Awld Speckled Hen! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Spell old correctly!
You think you are so fancy!
Go to Hades, Hen!
Polynesian Dance (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gyrating those hips
Wearing palm leaves as a dress
And coconut bras
Tix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Online ticket folks
Complete with a catchy name
Wish I’d thought of it
1000 Miles An Hour (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My thoughts race like wind
Neural pathways all on fire
I hate math quizzes
Body Like a Battleaxe (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Tougher than iron
She roughly kneads the bread dough
With her gnarled fingers
Nurses (Naughty Ones Are Fun Too) (Requested by anurs2)
Recuperation
Is facilitated by
Hot PVC threads
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Hai-Kuul – Aug 10, 2005
Posted on August 10, 2005 by Jorge
Wish Me Luck (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I am so unsure
And so I must trust to fate
Rather than myself
The Flu Again (Requested by Courtney8292)
Gripping like a vise
It refuses to leave me
I must beat this thing
Dayquil = Miracle Elixir (Requested by Courtney8292)
Magical Dayquil
Banish the evil spirits
Send them back to hell!
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Hai-Kuul – May 26, 2005
Posted on May 26, 2005 by Jorge
Blarney Stone (Requested by Drea)
Across the ocean
People kiss a big boulder
And then wash their mouths
Paddywagons (Requested by Drea)
Please don’t commit crimes
You’ll be transported to jail
In this vehicle
I’se da Bye’s (Requested by Drea)
I built me a boat
And took it home to Liza
She said, “What the Hell?”
Screech ’em In (Requested by Drea)
Go kiss the cod’s lips
Then drink some home-brewed fire from
The barrel’s bottom
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Hai-Kuul – April 16, 2005
Posted on April 16, 2005 by Jorge
Written because I am bored and poor…
Drea the Terminata (Requested by Drea)
Iron assassin
Blonde hair and one bruised kneecap
Ball hockey Killa!
Sleep Clinics (Inspired by my Friday night)
Sleep studies suck ass
They stick electrodes on you
With tape! Instant wax!
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Barking Space 