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Sweating and Nerdism

TTC Strike Looms

And here I sit, sweating.

Wondering if the TTC will actually strike at midnight or not.

It couldn’t really happen at a worse time. I have a show tomorrow (see Toronto Dollar’s Web Page), and I will be bringing four framed prints with me, as well as a bunch of other stuff that would be inconveneint and possibly dangerous to carry on my back while I ride my bike which hasn’t been tuned up for over a year and a half.

It’s a long walk. Doable, but long.



What the Hell? *

I was somehow magically subscribed to a comic book newsletter, and what do I see but the return of Hal Jordan.

Somebody pinch me. Hard. On the eyes.

Why is Hal Jordan coming back? I decided to do a quick sweep of the WWW about anything related to the death of Green Lantern. What I found scared the crap out of me. After Hal Jordan’s character died in the DC Universe, there was an outcry of angry fans. There were website shrines erected. There were petitions sent. There was a mass obsession with the resurrection of a comic book character.

Wow.

I’ve lost a lot of respect for most mainstream titles. They are continuously trying to figure out ways to appeal to the masses, and all the while they continuously butcher the continuity of really great stories.

I personally have no problem with characters like Superman having a nice solid origin, and growing older, suffering the loss of loved ones and the like, all for the sake of a great continuous storyline.

But this revolving door policy just makes me laugh.




* – This is a nerdy comic-book-based post, so the majority of you can ignore this. Haha. Too late.

Fig-tionary – Apr 05, 2005

anecdont (Jorge came up with this writing in Cat’s Blog)

  1. Function: noun – a usually short narrative of an interesting, amusing, or biographical incident that you shouldn’t really tell anyone – Usage: One of Jorge’s worst anecdonts recounts a horrifying experience that explains why he is afraid of women wearing plaid scarves who carry orange juice in teacups.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Shamelessly Reminiscing

Driving Down Memory Lane

Friday night I hung out with Shatton and Aggies. I arrived there in the evening, and we went to go pick up dinner from an Indian place on Kennedy Rd in B-dot. The drive to the restaurant was interesting, because we drove along a part of Kennedy that my parents used to take us to when we were kids.

Much to my surprise, the restaurant we went to pick up our food from is the same place that we used to eat at when I was younger, and living in Brampton.

Weird.

The food is still good, too!

After this we watched various episodes of Adult Swim cartoons, and played Bomberman until the wee hours of the morning.  Aggies went home, and Shatton and I watched Freaks and Geeks.

It was great to spend time with someone as brown as I am.



Shameless Plug

If anyone lives in Toronto and has nothing to do on Thursday night (April 07), come on down to the St. Lawrence Market area. I will have a table there, and will be showing some of my work!

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, click on the Photography link on the right side of this blog.

10% of the proceeds raised by our sales goes to charity.

What’s In a Name?

Learn How to Read!

Sometimes I really hate my name.

Throughout my life my name has been mispronounced, mangled, butchered and horribly castrated (poor, poor name).

For the record, the default pronunciation goes like this (for lack of phonetic symbols, I will just relate it to words you already know. Part of this is because some people do not know how to read phonetic symbols. The other part consists of my inherent laziness)…

Jorge = George

Figueiredo = Figure Aid Oh


Let us go through the list of acceptable pronunciations…

  • Hor-hey – Not so bad because it’s the Spanish way.
  • Hor-gey – Also sort of Spanishy.
  • Ghee-or-ghee – (Note those are hard G sounds) The Russian way.
  • Yoo-ri – Another Russian way.
  • Joh-jee – Korean.
  • Jackass – Term of endearment.
  • Figure Eight Oh – Not bad. The t at the end of eight is better as a d. But I’ll take this.
  • Fig Ray Doh – Also not bad.
  • Fig Lay Doh – A member of Ebay who purchased a monitor from me pronounced it this way. Also not so bad.


Let us now go through a sample of the list of unacceptable pronunciations. I will rate them with emoticons to allow you to understand my pain…

  • Jor-ghee Figdo 😦
  • Jor-oo Flower-ee-doh 😮
  • Ya-hor-gey Fig 😕
  • Hoh-sey Fiji-dehr-oh 😯


That last one was the most recent. The ironic thing is that the person left a message on my home voicemail asking for me, they used that travesty at the end of the bad list. After they left the message, they called me at work, and they pronounced my name right.

Weird.

Fig-tionary – March 30, 2005

k-rot (Props to Mr. Burgess for this one)

  1. Function: noun – Karate – Usage: Mr. Burgess can’t make it to the theatre today. He has to go to k-rot.


k-rotstitute (Jorge came up with this while engaged in a chat with Suzy)

  1. Function: transitive verb – to offer indiscriminately for assistance in Karate classes – Usage: Jorge wishes he could assist in class. He’s always wanted to k-rotstitute himself.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.