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Hai-Kuul – May 26, 2005

Blarney Stone (Requested by Drea)
Across the ocean
People kiss a big boulder
And then wash their mouths


Paddywagons (Requested by Drea)
Please don’t commit crimes
You’ll be transported to jail
In this vehicle


I’se da Bye’s (Requested by Drea)
I built me a boat
And took it home to Liza
She said, “What the Hell?”


Screech ’em In (Requested by Drea)
Go kiss the cod’s lips
Then drink some home-brewed fire from
The barrel’s bottom




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – May 25, 2005

A Secretly Long Lunch Away From Work (Requested by patresa74)
Working hard all day
Makes me want to escape from
The hell that is work


I’m Surrounded By Idiots (Requested by The Shellie)
My brain is hurting
Clowns to the left of me and
Jokers to the right


Everything You Know is Wrong (Requested by The Shellie)
What has happened here?
I thought I knew what was up
Apparently not


Massive Beavers (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Chomping at the trees
Those giant buck-toothed monsters
Bring down the forest


(By the way, you get bonus points for that request. Cheeky.)


Pie On the Sill (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
It sits on the sill
Beckoning me. Tempting me.
Soon it will be gone


Deep Fried Bacon (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Listen to the sound
The ‘sizzle’ of tasty meat
I will enjoy this


Canadian in the Caribbean (Requested by islandgirlinprogress)
I’m so far away
From the evergreens up North
Bartender: Hit me!


Living in Jimmy Buffet’s Shoes (Requested by islandgirlinprogress)
This is what it’s like
To be wasting away in
Margaritaville




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – May 24, 2005

My Head is Full of Cobwebs (Requested by deadites1460)
I cannot think straight
My mind is not working right
It needs a shaking


Pretty Young Things (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Strutting down the street
Barely wearing any clothes
Fix your thongs, you dorks!


Doublelicious (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Twice the fun? No way!
When you call out the wrong name
Dating a twin sucks


Belinda Stronach (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Politics is charged
Beauty and brains will get you
On the map for sure


Shit or Get Off the Pot (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Sitting on the fence
Will get you nothing but barbs
Make up your damned mind


Iron Or Nothing (Requested by Drea)
Wrinkles on my shirt
I can’t go to work in that
Might as well go nude!


Fadder and Mudder (Requested by Drea)
God bless the parents
She’s got a massive headache
He’s the sole reason


Wine and Cheese (Requested by Drea)
Sophisticated
That’s what it’s supposed to be
Not just getting tanked


Next Stop: TO (Requested by Drea)
I can’t wait to go
Where the world’s largest phallic
Symbol’s erected


Missin’ Guinness (Requested by Drea)
Damn Ian and Jorge
Damn them both to Hell, I say
Drinking without me


Pigeons (Requested by Drea)
Wings always flapping
Making noises through the night
I want to shoot them


The Alpha Male (Requested by Drea)
He thinks he’s awesome
Him and all his followers
He is naught but naught


Sans Merci (Requested by Drea)
Always be polite
Wait staff will spit in your food
Without a ‘thank you’




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Best Blog

Best Wife Ever

Mrs. Jorge showed up at the bar last night with a birthday carrot cake for me. Totally unexpected.

I left for class at 20:10 PM and she showed up at the bar at roughly 22:00. Shortly after, Mrs. Jorge came in with the cake. I was taken aback.

That was the best surprise ever! Thanks Mrs. Jorge!



Away from the Blog for a Few Days

I’ll be away from the blog for a few days, so don’t you fret! Just keep submitting haiku request, and I’ll get on those when I get back.

Have a great weekend!

Knockbacks Get You Here

Knockbacks In Toronto

Last night I had the pleasure of meeting fellow blogger/Orkutian Ian (The Haligonian). It was a great time.

We met at the Duke of York which is a pub located at the North end of Downtown Toronto, just north of the University. It’s a great place. The atmosphere is warm, and the food is all right (worth mentioning, even though we were only there to drink).

I got there a little late due to some Subway problems. I waited outside, and then wondered if maybe Ian was inside or on the patio. Good thing I checked, because there he was finishing off a pint of Guinness.

I sat down and we had an enjoyable couple of hours chatting about everything and getting to know each other. Funny how it was almost like a catch-up session than a first meeting. The wonders of the internet!

At some point early in our drinkfest, Shellie called us from Boston, to make her presence virtually known. The phone was passed back and forth between Ian and I, and all three of us laughed and had fun.

Of course, the end of the evening came too fast, and we each had to go our separate ways. Ian will be coming over for dinner in a few weeks, and we are putting the hard sell on Shellie to come up to have dinner with us (and bring her hubby-to-be along, too).

I’m glad I’ve made such good friends.



You Get What You Give

Ian and I are a lot alike. We can make fast friends anywhere we go, and we get along with a huge cross-section of people.

One thing that stuck with me after our meeting was how Ian described Toronto as being a very friendly place.

There are quite a number of people who hold the opposite view.

Why is this?

I thought about my own experiences. Usually, I find that wherever I go, people tend to be friendly.

I think that unfriendly people who expect to be treated in an unfriendly manner will not be disappointed. You probably know which type of person I am referring to. The person who is in a rush, and who doesn’t have the patience for people in their way. Or how about the person that walks around with a permanent scowl? Bleah.

I, on the other hand, tend to have either a neutral look or a slight smile on my face most of the time. I also greet complete strangers and I try to be polite. “Excuse me” or “please” and “thank you” are not uncommon for me to say to people.

I think that it would be a worthwhile practice for people who deem a place unfriendly to try and be positive about being there at the outset. They might be pleasantly surprised.



What Brought You Here?

Here is a search that brought someone to my blog…

AOL Search
generous people (3rd on the list – No clue about this)


Weird.