Barking Space

Should I Bark?? (Requested by princess_castle)
If you’re feeling low
Pretending to be a dog
Might better your mood

Too Many (Requested by princess_castle)
MSN Spaces
Is running out of room fast!
Thanks to the haiku

Why Not Then… (Requested by princess_castle)
I will lose nothing
If I simply try my best
So here goes nothing

Windbag (Requested by princess_castle)
The unending words
Pour forth like a waterfall
My ears grow quite numb

March Forward (Requested by princess_castle)
There’s no other choice
There is nothing behind us
Our foes are ahead

I Do?? (Requested by princess_castle)
I would feel better
If you became my bride by
Not hesitating

LMAO (Requested by princess_castle)
I have trouble now
Sitting has become quite tough
Since I lost my ass

Piano Kids Not Practicing (Requested by Clara19822)
They’ll never improve
Unless they practice daily
Instead of slacking

Biting Nails (Requested by Clara19822)
It’s a weird habit
Grooming without grooming tools
Results may be weird

Making Shitty Money (Requested by Clara19822)
We can’t get these right
It might be the plates or it
Might be this new dye

Babysitting (Requested by Clara19822)
Minding little brats
For less than minimum wage
Humiliating

Fireplaces (Requested by Clara19822)
Containing the flames
Spreading warmth and happiness
And diverting smoke

Babe Sis Juliana (Even Though She’s Seventeen) (Requested by Clara19822)
Though you get older
Clara will be older still
That’s the way age works

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BBQ Chicken (Requested by Drea)
Grilled to perfection
Coated in honey garlic
Mouth-watering bird

Terre Neuve (Requested by Drea)
It means new found land
But sounds much more romantic
French name for heaven

Stop Complaining (Requested by Drea)
What’s the matter now?
It seems something’s always wrong
It’s all in your head

The Antelope (Requested by Drea)
Along the dry paths
The Antelope runs quickly
Looking for water

Missing Shoes (Requested by Drea)
My closet’s empty
Someone stole all my footwear
My feet are naked

The Cat Ate Them (Requested by Drea)
I see a lace, there
Sticking out of my cat’s butt
The mystery’s solved!

Red Sky In the Morning (Requested by Drea)
The sun rears its face
Bringing light to our planet
With a crimson hue

Bloodsucking Mosquitoes (Requested by Drea)
They give no warning
And drain our precious blood dry
Bloody Freeloaders

Get Some Deet! (Requested by Drea)
The surest defence
That we slather on our skin
Can eat through plastic

This Just Gets Worse (Requested by Drea)
First: A ruptured hull
Next: Stranded on an island
Worst: Lost with John Tesh

Tarantino (Requested by Drea)
Bringing East to West
This multitalented man
Looks like an insect

The First Thing That Comes to Mind (Requested by Drea)
The first thing was this
Writing haiku for you folks
How could it not be?

Why Louise? (Requested by Drea)
To name a blue lake
After one of Queen Vic’s kids
Seemed like a good plan

Blond Like My Dad (Requested by Drea)
Since he had blond hair
Then I should have it as well
Genetics makes sense

Brown Like the Bottle (Requested by Drea)
The sun toasts my skin
Changing my appearance to
A much darker me

Mole On My Temple (Requested by Drea)
I see the bugger
And I can never catch him
He digs through my floors

Sarah Harmer In Victoria (Requested by Drea)
Voice of an angel
Graces this West Coast city
With her awesome songs

I Want To Bang On My Drum All Day (Requested by Drea)
Working sucks donkeys
I’d much rather be outside
Playing with my bongos

Drinking is Now Legal (Requested by Drea)
When I turned nineteen
I was very excited
I could drink at bars!

Three Leaf Clover (Requested by Drea)
These are quite common
I see lots in my quest for
A four leaf clover

Wintertime In Saskatchewan (Requested by Drea)
The plains are covered
By a duvet of white snow
A big, flat duvet

Blind Mice (Requested by Drea)
Bumping into things
Causing mischief and mayhem
In their opaque shades

Almost To the Point (Requested by Drea)
You like to ramble
Ordinarily it’s fine
But it’s been three days

No Return (Requested by Drea)
You bought that last year
It’s too late for an exchange
I’m sorry. Please leave

Red and White Canuckians (Requested by Drea)
Like superheroes
We proudly wear our colours
When standing on guard

My Age! (Requested by Drea)
I am thirty-one.
At least I am at this time
Try asking next year

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Phone Won’t Stop Ringing (Requested by Courtney8292)
I keep trying to sleep
But harsh ringing wakes me up
Sometimes people suck

Laundry Piling Up (Requested by Courtney8292)
Many dirty clothes
More arriving as I speak
I procrastinate

Gimpy (Requested by Courtney8292)
Why is it so hard
To gather the energy
To go outside now?

Loose Change (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dimes in my pocket
I hope and pray to heaven
That I have enough

That Smile (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Corners of lips curl
Revealing pearly white teeth
My heart skips a beat

Eating At My Desk (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Lunch is haiku time
I feverishly respond
To all that I can

Winter-Summer (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Canadians know
How different these two are
And drink throughout both

The Stars Guide Us (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
High in the night sky
They draw me along my course
To America

Listless Lists (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Who is bored enough
To create a series of
The most pointless points?

Boho (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A great restaurant
On Roncesvalles Avenue
Be sure to eat there

Yellow-Orange-Red (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
These are warm colours
They wash over my eyes like
Fiery fall leaves

Beautiful Warm Night (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My mind is at peace
As I gaze at the night sky
In complete comfort

She Hates the Ground (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Her face: Contorted
Her body: Shudders and shakes
The coffee: Sucks rocks

Too Hot For Coffee? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m sweating a lot
And yet I crave some caffeine
Have I gone insane?

E-Kisses (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
They’re convenient
But they definitely lack
Physicality

Strawberry Stain On T-Shirt (Requested by Courtney8292)
I ate with much care
And yet one of the red fruits
Decided to fall

Lazy Dog (Requested by Courtney8292)
He won’t fetch or run
He won’t roll over or sit
Pet rocks are better

Piles of Laundry (Requested by Courtney8292)
From floor to ceiling
The laundry’s taken over
There is no escape

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My Heart Beats Faster (Requested by princess_castle)
Into view she walks
Elation pours into me
My face becomes hot

Saddle Yourself (Requested by princess_castle)
Those mistakes at work
Will cause you great pain because
You’ll be ridden hard

I Am All For it (Requested by princess_castle)
Introduction of
Topless beaches and a new
Type of money tree

Get a Grip People (Requested by princess_castle)
Riding bicycles
Can be quite painful unless
You protect your hands

Equally Unfounded and Mean-Spirited (Requested by princess_castle)
These well-balanced folks
Are a rarity to find
Thank the stars for that

Ever-Widening Gap (Requested by princess_castle)
I noticed this fact
When a tasty strawberry
Fell out through my teeth

Pea Soup Smog (Requested by Christine Anderson)
It’s so hard to breathe
Slowly pollution chokes me
With thick, smoky hands

Must Win (Requested by Courtney8292)
To win the contest
It is not the quantity
It’s the frequency

Ate Too Much At a Buffet…Gonna Be Sick (Requested by Courtney8292)
I stuffed myself full
And then I kept on stuffing
It can’t be contained

Paper Clips (Requested by Courtney8292)
Metal or plastic
Holding paper together
Or my Word helper

Open Bar (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
This can be a risk
If relatives drink too much
Or drink too little

The Buffet Line (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
Plan your attack here
Food collection is an art
As fun as eating

Sing Along While Drinking (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
Alcohol kills
Most people’s ability
To carry a tune

Neil Diamond Rocks (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
A master of songs
Neil Diamond Rocks the known world
With beautiful noise

I Just Broke My Shoe (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
I stare down sadly
It’s tongue hangs out as it dies
Does it have a soul?

Yankees Suck (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
Fundamental truth
Is an interesting thing
Need I say more here?

Wayne Gretzky is Awesome (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
Ultimate sportsman
Grace, great style and good conduct
A true role model

Pull My Finger (Requested by kittygirlshellie)
Chemical warfare
In it’s most basic of forms
Watch out for the smell

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Meredith Baxter-Birney (Requested by patresa74)
She’s done many things
But to us she’ll always be
Alex Keaton’s mom

Amplified Performance (Requested by princess_castle)
Playing instruments
Is nice. But if you want to
Be heard: Plug it in!

Finish Line (Requested by princess_castle)
The longest journey
Starts with but a single step
And ends with my win

I Am Sick ‘n Tired of Everything (Requested by princess_castle)
How can you say this?
Only the omnipotent
Can truly claim that

You Were Meant For Me??? (Requested by princess_castle)
This is a surprise
It’s a mail-order husband
Must be a mistake

You Made the Breakfast? (Requested by princess_castle)
This morning I woke
To the smells burning toast
And kitchen fire

You Think Roddick is Happy? (Requested by princess_castle)
I really don’t know
He could be happy or not
I just don’t know him

When I Play Guitar… (Requested by princess_castle)
Plucked strings create worlds
I fly on wings of music
And dance with my dreams

If Only (Requested by princess_castle)
I wish for a lot
It takes up so much time that
Real life passes by

Drumstick Chicken (Requested by princess_castle)
Kudos to the one
That had the mind to invent
Easy to eat meat

Forgiveness (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
The ultimate act
To grant someone leave of their
Own hurtful actions

Freedom (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
To soar without chains
Accountable to no one
Except for yourself

Absolution (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
You are now allowed
To remove your guilty past
Like a heavy coat

Infection (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
In every pore
It dwells, eating away at
The core of your soul

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