Barking Space

Before I start with the haiku today, I’d like to tip my hat to someone. One of my online blog-mates (Bill) posted this picture he drew of me in magic marker…

It’s pretty cool! It makes me look awesome. Bill‘s a talented fellow. Go give him a visit.

And now…

Cold Brains (Requested by Shatton)
Don’t drink slushies fast!
Their freezing powers will halt
Your mental workings!

Joe Louis (Requested by Shatton)
A chocolate moon
Filled with marhmallow goodness
Get ready for sweet!

Bad Posture (Requested by Shatton)
Spinal column bent
Like a weak wind-blown maple
This will haunt old age

Sleepy Time (Requested by Shatton)
The Sandman is here
Waiting with a big mallet
To hit your noggin

Cute Dog, Stinky Breath (Requested by Shatton)
Tail wagging. Eyes bright
How can such a cute mammal
Create such vile stench?

Vote For Pedro (Requested by edplue79)
He has a moustache
And a sweet bike with hookups
He’ll build you a cake

World’s Greatest…Rooster? (Requested by edplue79)
An obvious ploy
To bolster the male ego
At the bird’s expense

Collecting Snowglobes (Requested by edplue79)
Shelves of crystal globes
Has earned you the title of
Snow Prison Warden

Horny Puppies (Requested by edplue79)
Little quadrupeds
Feeling the pull of nature
Humping everything

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The Smell of Fresh Cut Grass (Requested by Cat)
Memories of you
Spring forth. Singing of childhood
And the greatest times

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Candy Coated Heartbreak (Requested by Drea)
It’s such sweet sorrow
Parting with someone you love
In the name of truth

Monte Carlo (Requested by Drea)
Not quite exotic
More of a home-grown machine
Down south, anyway

Gravy (Requested by Drea)
Thick, soupy goodness
Tastes like a piece of heaven
Except with more fat

Gremlins (Requested by Drea)
Cunning little beasts
Causing nothing but trouble
To all around them

Notorious (Requested by Drea)
To be widely known
But not necessarily
In the best of ways

Dr. Drea (Requested by Drea)
Sending out requests
Like there is no tomorrow
What’s a guy to do?

Oklahoma (Requested by Drea)
A great little place
Whose name is forever spoiled
By an explosion

Penguins (Requested by Drea)
The blessing of flight
Was not bestowed on these birds
But they swim like fish

Margaret Thatcher (Requested by Drea)
She was tough as nails
They called her Iron Britches
Because she was strong

Physical (Requested by Drea)
Visiting the doc
To get a clean bill of health
Can be so awkward

Electromagnetic (Requested by Drea)
A subject most feared
In university halls
Obscure equations

Cash Cow (Requested by Drea)
Quadruped banker
Doling out cash with some strings
Just like a loan shark

Gin Rummy (Requested by Drea)
Interesting game
Where saying “I have some runs”
Can be a good thing

The Breakfast Club (Requested by Drea)
Eggs, bacon and cheese
Tucked in an English Muffin
A taste sensation!

Burberry Hat (Requested by Drea)
Circular hat brim
Covering your head in style
Looks good on ladies

Drowsy (Requested by Drea)
Awake yet sleepy
Almost somnabulism
I need a nice bed

Winston Churchill (Requested by Drea)
Some call him a drunk
Others call him amazing
Me? Amazing drunk

Me Mornin’ Cuppa (Requested by Drea)
Like fire in my veins
My cuppa get me going
Like a shark whip crack

One Dimple Wonder (Requested by Drea)
It started somewhere
Then more dimples were added
To the first golf ball

Grand Gestures (Requested by Drea)
Some sweeping motions
Show a generous nature
Or crappy hand-eye

The Power of One (Requested by Drea)
The meaning of this
Is lost in a huge deluge
Of haiku requests

Pot of Gold (Requested by Drea)
At the rainbow’s end
If you look very closely
You’ll find green-man’s weed

Signed and Sealed (Requested by Drea)
Contracts are scary
It is like giving a piece
Of your soul away

Chestnuts (Requested by Drea)
A meaty flavour
So sweet yet slightly bitter
A great winter treat

22 Degrees (Requested by Drea)
The obligation
Of the landlord is to keep
This up in winter

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Morphing Potion (Requested by princess_castle)
Drink this elixir
It will change your appearance
But not your insides

Lovely (Requested by princess_castle)
When flower petals
Open up for the first time
Or the sun rises

Wonder Land (Requested by princess_castle)
Through the looking glass
A magical place exists
Mind the heroin!

Tune In (Requested by princess_castle)
The evening news
Can be very important
You might be on it!

First Left…Then Right!! (Requested by princess_castle)
It’s not that hard man
Move one foot, then the other
Walking isn’t hard!

Don’t Ask (Requested by princess_castle)
Why are you staring?
You must be wondering why
I’m in this costume

Taking Care of Jorge’s Cats (Requested by Christian)
Laila and Logan
Need care when we are away
Christian’s on the job!

Saying Tanya is Hot While Drunk, and Thinking it While Sober (Requested by Christian)
Flattery will work
It will get you carrot cake
Keep talking, CB

Kinky Sex (Requested by Madison_buzz143)
A bit different
Than your run-of-the-mill sex
Whips and chains are fun!

Lime Lollipops (Requested by Infinity-56)
Refreshing and sweet
Citrus goodness on a stick
Take your time. Enjoy!

Thunderstorm (Requested by Infinity-56)
A rumble above
Brings fear to the folks below
Seek ye some shelter

Stonehenge (Requested by Infinity-56)
Built in ancient times
It is the first calendar
That needs no changing

Infinity Symbols (Requested by Infinity-56)
Symbol for always
Meets itself in the middle
A path with no end

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