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Hai-Kuul – January 30, 2006

Colored Pencils (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
So many colours
Make for wonderful drawings
Go imagination!


Cigarette Smoke (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
Drifting toxic death
Wispy hands bypass your throat
And target your lungs


Too Much Perfume On (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
Alluring odours
Turn into eye-watering
Scented overload


Blogger Blues (Requested by AgeyD)
My words feel hollow
Do I make a difference?
I’ll wait for a sign


Bomberman (Requested by Rituro)
You! Run for your life!
The Hige Hige bandit
Just got roller skates!


My Job Sucks Monkey Balls (Requested by The Shellie)
I’m going nowhere fast
This job sucks big monkey balls
Please pass a toothpick





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – January 23, 2006

I Know U Like to Know (Requested by princess_castle)
What’s my life to you?
You walk too close and hear lots
Mind your own beeswax!

Burn In Hell (Requested by princess_castle)
You hide a secret
Only your conscience knows it
For this you will fry


Settled (Requested by princess_castle)
To be nomadic
Is not always the best way
Find tranquility


Is it Yes or Sorry? (Requested by princess_castle)
I asked a question
About what you did last night
Either choice will suck


Home (Requested by princess_castle)
A place to relax
Where four walls mean more than safe
A place where love is


Cramming (Requested by princess_castle)
Compressing knowledge
The attempt to absorb all
So that I might pass


I Never Loved U Anyway (Requested by princess_castle)
Stop your snide smirking
Do you think you have hurt me?
No skin off my back


Critique of a Play (Requested by princess_castle)
The curtain has closed
I’m now in the dark with thoughts
Swimming in my head


No What-If’s, Please (Requested by princess_castle)
Don’t waste this moment
Inventing scenarios
Let’s just enjoy this




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – January 06, 2006

First Snow (Requested by spygrrrrl)
Falling from above
A cool blanket, covering
A sleeping landscape


Barking (Requested by spygrrrrl)
Homecoming greetings
Who knew that such a harsh noise
Could cause you to smile?


Pink Hair (Requested by spygrrrrl)
A change in hairstyle
Can sometimes cause a big change
In one’s attitude


Kiss Me, I’m Contagious! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’ve got a sniffle
We’ll call in sick together
And sleep until noon





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – December 28, 2005

Nightshifts (Requested by anurs2)
In the world of health
Sometimes more problems happen
When the sun goes down


Love is Blind (Requested by anurs2)
If love wasn’t blind
There would be a lot of folks
Without a partner


I Hate Christmas (Requested by anurs2)
What is going on?
The best of holidays is
Now so commercial





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – November 22, 2005

Ian‘s Lump of Coal (Requested by CanadughGurl)
Ian thinks his words
Are not worth anyone’s time
He is very wrong



Wax On, Wax Off (Requested by CanadughGurl)
Daniel-San must learn
That the mundane and boring
Can become deadly



The Spork (Requested by CanadughGurl)
A spoon or a fork?
It sits on top of the fence
Content to be both



Cramps (Requested by kris)
Pain that can be felt
Directly by all women
By proxy for men



Thesis Writing (Requested by Beth)
It’s a lonely road
This path of academics
What am I doing?



Bethcentricity (Requested by Beth)
Wait with bated Beth
Have some peppermint Beth mints
I am short of Beth



Cuba, Baby!!! (Requested by Mrs. Hai-Kuul)
It has been too long
Since we took a vacation
That was backpack-free





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.