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Hai-Kuul – April 16, 2005

Written because I am bored and poor…


Drea the Terminata (Requested by Drea)
Iron assassin
Blonde hair and one bruised kneecap
Ball hockey Killa!


Sleep Clinics (Inspired by my Friday night)
Sleep studies suck ass
They stick electrodes on you
With tape! Instant wax!





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – April 15, 2005

Inspired by Blogging Friends…

Jay’s Friday Thought (Inspired by Jamie)
A fellow blogger
Likes George Stroumboulopoulos
She’d have his children


Drea From Over Thea (Inspired by Drea)
Playing sports with boys
Makes their wives stinkin’ jealous
Whiny little snots!


Do You Know the Rappie Pieman? (Inspired by Ian)
To make, simply take
All items in your kitchen
And bake until brown


Meow (Inspired by Cat)
Crazy Green-Eyed Cat
Be careful when inviting
MSN Chatters!


Sox Stalker (Inspired by Shellie)
She watches the Sox
Everytime they play a game
And sometimes stalks them!






*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-kuul – March 18, 2005

Poutine (Suggested by Ian)
Artery Clogging
Tates, Curd and Gravy Goodness
A Canuck Staple


It’s its own food group
A Québecois fantasy
Oops! There goes my health!


How oft do you see
A snack that goes down so well
Yet leaves so slowly?





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – March 11, 2005

Being Yelled at By the Elderly (Suggested by Shellie)
Old folks sitting there
Yelling as I walk past them
Keep your dentures in!


People Who Stare (Suggested by Cat)
What do you want, jerk?
Your eyes never move away!
You want some of this?!!?!?


Jay (Just because)
Every day she blogs
And makes us all look like dinks
She types way more stuff


Terminator (Suggested by Dave)
He’s made of metal
Sent back from Connor’s Future
He has such bad hair


Don McLean (Suggested by Dave)
A song that kicked ass
And today it still does, too!
Musical Genius


Terminator and Don McLean (Suggested by Dave)
Sent from the future
To write meaningful lyrics
And kill people, too


American Pie (Just Because)
Dave‘s Dad is funny
Even though his name is Don
Guess the right song, man!





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.