Barking Space

Song In My Head (Requested by Drea)
Watching TV sucks
When a commercial comes on
With a catchy tune

Darth Invader of Dreams (Requested by Drea)
He comes in the night
Messing inside your brain and
Breathing down your neck

Boot Scoot (Requested by Drea)
Strange phenomenon
Watching grown-ups performing
A four-wall line dance

Wake Me Up (Requested by Drea)
My eyes may be closed
Don’t take this as indifference
Just turn on the heat

Lost Within Myself (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Dizzy and Spinning
I lose my direction when
I contemplate ‘I’

Want What You Can’t Have (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Sometimes I’m taunted
Someone baits, and never plans
To ever trap me

Made a Fool (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Tricked into the light
My folly is on display
Now I’m a jester

Smooshed Chocolate On the Crotch of My Pants (Requested by Patresa74)
So brown and gooey
I wonder what folks would say

If I bent down and…

Eating While Driving (Requested by Patresa74)
Weaving in and out
Of traffic as I try to
Eat my McMuffin

The Chicken Didn’t Defrost (Requested by deadites1460)
Straight from the freezer
Not heated for long enough
An icy centre

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Filed under: Hai-Kuul, Spaces Archive | 1 Comment »

Synopsis of Jorge’s Weekend Trip (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
Slept in a cottage
Fished and drank and had some chats
Saw Hitchhiker’s too!

The Cat Came Back (Requested by Drea)
Where did her cat go?
She didn’t know, and was sad.
But now the cat’s back

Bodhi’s Home (Requested by Drea)
That little furball
She was worried sick, poor girl
Now she’s ecstatic

Friskies Time (Requested by Drea)
You must be hungry
Wandering around out there
Eat, you little scamp!

Black Fluff (Requested by Drea)
For a little while
I forgot what it was like
Picking fur off floors

Flea Bag (Requested by Drea)
Now that the cat’s back
I now seem to have itching!
The cat dragged in fleas

In Love (Requested by Drea)
It’s funny how much
You take your love for granted
Until you lose it

Little Miracles (Requested by Drea)
It’s hard to explain
Exactly what happened ‘ere
The second coming

How Dreams Die (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
I know the truth now
Dreams don’t die, they are murdered
By skepticism

Shine Like the Sea (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
You’re the only one
Who has captured my heart with
Your shining blue eyes

First Sunburn (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
I could make up tales
Of my first burn. Sadly, I
Just forgot sunblock

Freckles (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Artifact of skin
Which loan contrast and texture
Enhancing cuteness

Urban Jungle (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
So many creatures
Wander the concrete pathways
Hunting for their goals

Once, Twice (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
If you don’t succeed
Make sure that you try again
Working hard is best

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Filed under: Hai-Kuul, Spaces Archive | 3 Comments »

Once A Day (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Wake up in the morn
Have a shower and get dressed
Take your vitamins

Just Snuggle It (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Soft and so fuzzy
A throwback to your childhood
That silly old bear

Pearl (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Oysters: So funny
Creating beauty out of
An irritation

If I Was a Rich Girl (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
I’d have the best clothes
I’d have an ample bosom
That sounds about right

American Chopsy (Requested by Princess Castle)
First word: From a place
Second word: Some British Slang
Merged: A stir-fry dish

So Simple! (Requested by Princess Castle)
A question was asked:
What do you get when you take
One and add one more

This one wrote itself…

A Dog’s Tale About It’s Long Black Rat-Like Tail (Requested by Princess Castle)
Once upon a time
A dog had a long black and
Rat-like tail. The end.

That’s Not Love! (Requested by Princess Castle)
You really like her
Not for any deep reasons
Infatuation

The Drunken Monkey (Requested by Princess Castle)
Poor little monkey
He had too much to drink and
Now has a headache

Messy Mush (Requested by Princess Castle)
Dried oats in a bowl
Add a lot of water and
Jell-O for kicks. Stir

Asshat (Requested by Princess Castle)
What is another
Word for a stupid moron?
Asshat is that word

I Hate Forwards Who Don’t Backcheck (Requested by Ian)
Before you click send
Make sure you check to see if
Everyone is new

Got the Hill Street Blues (Requested by Ian)
When I’m feeling blue
I’ll get the Shellie to sing
Her favourite song

Angry Lumberjacks (Requested by Ian)
Those poor axe-wielders
They suffer from too many
Jokes about beavers

Nutmeg (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
A wonderful treat
To sprinkle on top of a
Nice cup of egg nog

Rich Beyond All Recognition (Requested by Dave)
He had so much cash
And he gained so much fame that
All forgot his face

Roy? ROY?!? (Requested by Dave)
Fixing the aircraft
I went to school with that man
A long time ago

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Filed under: Hai-Kuul, Spaces Archive | 6 Comments »

Karaoke Lannon Style (Requested by Drea)
Tentative, at first
Sizing up the crowd, and then
Lannon symphony!

Miss Understanding (Requested by Drea)
Tell her anything
She will listen with patience
She seems to know all

C’mon Hockey (Requested by Drea)
The sports fans are sad
One of their greatest pastimes
Tied up in red tape

She Shoots, He Says “Ouch” (Requested by Drea)
She lines up the shot
And lets it fly like a jet
Should have worn a cup

Lovely Labrador (Requested by Drea)
Edge of the country
One of your greatest exports:
Beautiful people

Gentleman Admirers (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
Dressed up in their suits
The simple truth is that they
Are still little boys

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Filed under: Hai-Kuul, Spaces Archive | 5 Comments »