Dave sent out a link to our local e-mail group talking about how J.J. Abrams will be directing an adaptation of The Dark Tower in the near future…
Jorge: Think about it. Sam Elliot as Roland. Dave: I don’t know, mano. I think the actor would have to be someone unknown. J: Come on*. Sam Elliot. D: Um…No. J: Well, in either case, Sam is in Ghost Rider which comes out this weekend. D: Oh yeah! Hmmmm…. J: I think Sam might be the original Gorst** Rider. It’s in the trailer. He’s on horseback. D: Gorst Rider, eh? J: Sorry, I meant Borscht Rider. D: Hahaha. J: [With Russian Accent.] Loook at mi. I am a big Russian man ridingk around on a donkey geevingk out fud! D: Do you have any powers? No? J: [Still with the Russian Accent.] No. I hef no powers. But I hef a bakhpakh weeth an unlimitet supplye ov beets and sour cream. D: Bloggit***.
* – See this for a deeper look into this convincing style of debate.
** – I made a boo boo when talking.
*** – No people from Russia were hurt during the making of this blog article. In actual fact, I studied Russian in university, and have always liked the language.
This conversation is actually from last year. I’m just getting around to posting it now. In fact, I have a few conversations stored up, so I will at least have something to post on a rainy day.
This conversation is between me and my friend Beth…
Barking Space 
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