I Know Vocabulatronics Appreciation Lessons

I Know a Genius

I chat with my friend Shatton quite a bit. It’s intermittent conversation, but it’s good.

Every once in a while, a little conversational gem makes itself known, so I capture it and share it with a wider audience*.

If I am having a bad day, chances are Shatton can cheer me up.

So let’s take a gander at some of the fun we have…


Once in a while, we will invent a word that will sum up many concepts in one fell swoop. This is the pinnacle of conversational efficiency.

While most of the time word inventions are intentional, every once in a while a new word will slip through that was the result of typing too fast.

Not all of our words are good, though, as you will see…

That Shatton, always thinking of webifying everything…

Musical Appreciation

Shatton loves music. He knows more about music than most small countries.

That being said, his warped sense of humour will find its way into conversations once in a while. The fact that he actually typed out the lyrics to the song in his head makes this even funnier.

Try saying them the way they were meant to be said and you’ll understand what I mean…

Life Lessons

For all of his genius, Shatton misses the point of life lessons sometimes.

Take a gander at something that happened to him, and what lesson he derived from it…

* – Actually, there are more examples than I would really be able to save and manage properly. Not to mention, though I may find them funny, not everyone else will.

More Weekend

More Network Shenanigans

Handsome B. Wonderful (aka Mr. Shellie) has been on fire lately. Here is the sequel to this conversation that we had a few days ago.

Again, we are geeky, so don’t worry if you don’t quite understand what we are talking about. We won’t hold it against you.

We’re good like that…

Say what? Click to see!

Have A Great Weekend

I’m not sure if I’ll be posting again this weekend. I probably should, considering how many funny conversations* I have saved in this format.

If I don’t, though, I hope you all have a great weekend, whether you celebrate Easter or not!


* – I think they are funny.

Network Guest

Best Looking Network Ever

My friend (Mr. Shellie) from Boston is a nut.

I’m pretty much guaranteed to be in stitches after a brief conversation with him on MSN.

At one point in the beginning of our correspondence, we discussed that I worked with Networks. So he began making up new network types based on colours. It was quite funny.

Not everyone will get this, so I apologize…

What did he say? Click to make bigger…

Guest Hai-Kuul

Courtney made the suggestion that I might want to bring in some guest writers to write haiku*.

I don’t normally do the guest blogger thing, but maybe it would be fun.

Would anyone be interested in volunteering?

* – Go figure she suggests it now and not during the Haiku Deluge of Aught Five.

Hai-Kuul – April 10, 2006

Stargaze Lillies (Requested by Totoro)
Who gave them their name?
Did he see stars within them?
Or do they stare up?

Wedding Show (Requested by Totoro)
It’s an industry
The union of two people
For an audience

World of Warcraft (Requested by Totoro)
A persistent world
Existing purely online
This thief steals your time

My Favourite Blankie (Requested by Totoro)
So comfortable
Reminding me of my youth
True security

Drunk Duckie (Requested by Totoro)
He drifts lazily
Like a leaf caught in the wind
A smile takes his bill

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Full Contact

Full Contact

I finished the website for my show coming up in May.

You can check it out here.

Now all that remains is the actual framing of the photographs.

If anyone is interested in attending, please let me know.

I have to ensure I set aside enough seats for the opening.