Obvious
They say that a picture is worth 1000 words.
Sometimes the words in pictures are not worth anything.
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Wow. Really?
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Obvious
They say that a picture is worth 1000 words.
Sometimes the words in pictures are not worth anything.
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Wow. Really?
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Moustache May Be Bigger Than Appears
Last year I participated in Movember, a fundraiser for Prostate Cancer research and awareness.
Some friends from work and I raised a bit of scratch for the cause, and our company kicked in some dollars for the charity as well. Due to a communication glitch, they kicked in the dollars into my net, thus crediting me with the extra moolah; due to this I was rocketed to platinum status on the Movember site.
While I didn’t use my own name for the certificate and credit online, I did get a prize sent to me: A tankard. Now, I don’t know about you, but due to reading a lot of sci-fi/fantasy novels, my idea of a tankard was something big….
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A massive tankard?
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Of course, to my surprise, the box was quite small, and the following is a reference photo…
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No. Not really massive.
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I’m not complaining. This thing is pretty awesome and I’m very proud to have won it. It just goes to show that sometimes the associations with certain words in your mind can lead to hilarious expectations.
We will be doing this event again this year. Hopefully y’all will sponsor us!
Filed under: Anecdotes, Humour | Tagged: Expectations, Movember, Tankard | 6 Comments »
Fool Me Once…
It’s been a few weeks since the 24 Hour Movie Marathon for 2009, and I just realized today that I had forgotten to post the bloopers. So here they are.
The tribute videos that we do are not perfect, by any means. However, they also involve some thought and a small amount of planning, too. In our culture, though, the out-takes usually speak more about the character of those behind the electronic curtain.
Please be aware that there be spoilers here. Also, due to the content of some of the movies we watch, some of the subsequent videos and words in the following entry may not be suitable for some. You have been warned…
The Movie: Kung-Fu Hustle
The Scene: Dave and Mark have a climactic battle.
Why It Was Cut: This was our original envisioning of our Kung-Fu Hustle tribute. Our “wire-work” though, was awkward at best, and having Mark’s wife and kid sitting calmly on the sofa and watching him fly by just made it even more corny.
Cut due to being too silly. Even for us.
The Movie: Lars and the Real Girl
The Scene: Jorge orders his new love doll, but something is wrong.
Why It Was Cut: I don’t even remember why Dave cracked up. It’s not a good sign when you can’t keep it together so early in the event. 😉
Cut due to laughter.
The Movie: Near Dark
The Scene: Four vampires hang out and discuss recent events.
Why It Was Cut: Our first take of this was to try and make it appear as if I was on fire because of the tanning bed. However, we couldn’t make something realistic enough without burning the house down.
Cut due to really, really bad special effects.
The Movie: Batoru Rowaiaru (Battle Royale)
The Scene: The newcomers to the island get their weapons.
Why It Was Cut: I think this is my favourite blooper for 2009. Shelley just doesn’t stop rolling the whole time and adds a variety of sound effects. So awesome. You’ll also notice that she will point the camera at the floor whenever the take goes sour. So good.
Cut due to director FAIL.
The Movie: Batoru Rowaiaru (Battle Royale)
The Scene: The newcomers to the island get their weapons.
Why It Was Cut: We didn’t realize that Shelley was filming.
Cut due to cue FAIL.
The Movie: Batoru Rowaiaru (Battle Royale)
The Scene: The newcomers to the island get their weapons.
Why It Was Cut: I don’t even remember what the hell really happened here. I was wearing slippery socks and trying like nobody’s business to not slip and fall to my death as Rebecca attacked me. I think we just sort of petered out when it came to the battle part of the royale.
Cut due to general FAIL.
The Movie: Batoru Rowaiaru (Battle Royale)
The Scene: The newcomers to the island get their weapons.
Why It Was Cut: Shelley seems to be over-intense at the beginning, which causes her to crack up.
Cut due to dwindling intensity FAIL.
The Movie: Outpost
The Scene: Shelley is investigating the supposedly abandoned Nazi bunker.
Why It Was Cut: The goal of this was to spoof the lighting tricks in the movie. The lights would flicker and things would appear & disappear in the background around the main characters. Unfortunately, the camera had a light and we didn’t realize it until we were in the heat of things.
Cut due to equipment being too versatile.
The Movie: Outpost
The Scene: Shelley is investigating the supposedly abandoned Nazi bunker.
Why It Was Cut: We gave Shelley a mark, which she always hit, but there was some miscommunication. She wasn’t supposed to look at us until the last “lights on”. Unfortunately, she looked early.
Cut due to miscommunication.
The Movie: Outpost
The Scene: Shelley is investigating the supposedly abandoned Nazi bunker.
Why It Was Cut: This time Shelley didn’t look at me when the lights went on the first time. Unfortunately, she ended up looking at Dave during the next illuminating event. All I will say is that it’s a really good thing for Dave that I didn’t break wind when I was on the couch.
Cut due to Shelley being tempted by Dave’s stunning good looks.
The Movie: Moon
The Scene: Dave gets GERTY to awaken one of his clones.
Why It Was Cut: I don’t know where we were going with this. Rebecca was acting as the voice of GERTY (the body of which was played by Chris’ PS3 Box) and Dave was Sam. The joke was that I was Dave’s clone. Why I decided to use the voice I did? No idea. The last line pretty much sums it all up.
Cut due to GHEY.
The Movie: Moon
The Scene: Dave gets GERTY to awaken one of his clones.
Why It Was Cut: Dave just loses his shit. It was pretty late in the marathon, so this is not really an unexpected thing. Any of us would have done the same in his place, I think.
Cut due to Dave losing his shit.
Final Words
As always, these events are a lot of fun. Maybe in the future we can have satellite locations and each location makes their own tribute videos and posts their own bloopers. That would be a lot of work, but it’s definitely worth it.
Filed under: Friends, Humour, Special Events | Tagged: #MMFive, 24 Hour Movie Marathon, Batoru Rowaiaru, Battle Royale, Bloopers, Kung Fu Hustle, Lars and the Real Girl, Moon, Near Dark, Outpost | 5 Comments »
Humpy Ahoy!
A little while ago, Dave made a twenty dollar bet with his wife that their newborn son would look more like him than her.
Well, on Tuesday he won that bet. Allow me to introduce you to Teddy…
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A spitting image of his dad.
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Okay, Maybe I’m Lying
Perhaps he doesn’t look exactly like that, but hey! I’m just trying to help a brutha’ out!
Now stop gawking and go go wish them well!
Filed under: Announcements, Friends, Humour | Tagged: Dave, Humpy, Sarah | 2 Comments »
Car FAIL
We bought a car back in 2001 due to this minor inconvenience. Needless to say, consumer reports will tell you that the car we picked was a piece of crap.
I don’t like pointing fingers, though, so we will call the vehicle in question…
V. Jetta
Wait. That’s too obvious. Let’s just call it…
Volkswagon J.
Anyhoo…
We’ve had quite a number of problems with this car over the years, and so Dave has heard a lot of complaining from me on the subject.
So now Mrs. J and I are thinking about buying a new vehicle, mostly due to space issues. Our current car is just too small.
In a conversation with Dave the other day, I mentioned that we will finally be rid of our old car, which has served us fairly well, but also helped itself to our bank account. I told him that we’d finally be buyng a new one…
Dave: So that’s it eh?
Jorge: Yes. I’m looking forward to getting a new car, man.
Dave: So, if you could only go back in time once, would you warn yourself not to buy that Jetta or would you kill Hitler?
Jorge: Well, I’d go back and warn myself for sure.
Dave: Really?
Jorge: Actually, now that I think about it, if I kill Hitler, Volkswagon might have become a different company and never made that car in the first place.
Dave: Good point.
Filed under: Friends, Humour | Tagged: Cars, Friends, Time Travel | 1 Comment »
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