Barking Space

Gash (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Portaging canoes
Can lead to all kinds of scrapes
And some great bruises

Dear, Dear (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Worried utterance
A way to express fretting
Grandmothers say this

Achin’ Bones (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The flu strikes us all
Leaving in its wake feelings
Of utter despair

One Heavy Dresser (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I can understand
Building something to be strong
But why Ironwood?

Lovely Storms (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
One of nature’s tools
For maintaining a balance
While showing beauty

Chocolatrix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Chocolate is art
And the shaper of this art
Is truly awesome

It’s Cooler Underground (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The sweltering sun
For all its might has trouble
Penetrating Earth

What Percentage? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
As it stands right now
Your number of requests are
At twenty percent

Do What Now? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I have finished this
I’ve worked so hard on this that
I’m now at a loss

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Hey Moron!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Get out of my way!
That parking spot should be mine!
Hey! I saw it first!

Hot Worm??? (Requested by princess_castle)
The worms are dying
The weather has been so hot
That they just dry up

Can U See Me??? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’ve got my cloak on
I stole it from that Harry
He doesn’t need it

Where U At? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m still waiting here
I wonder if you got lost
You should have a map

Fried Rice (Requested by princess_castle)
Grains of golden brown
Fried to perfection with pork
Best sidedish ever

How To Make Potato Salad (Requested by princess_castle)
Open your wallet
Pick up the phone and just call
KFC. They rock!

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Beauty ‘n the Beast (Requested by princess_castle)
He’s ugly as sin
She’s the most beautiful girl
A true miracle

Leave it There (Requested by princess_castle)
That cupcake is mine
I just finished baking it
Get your paws off it

Again ‘n Again (Requested by princess_castle)
Friends is on TV
On pretty much all channels
A good show, but sheesh…

Nonstop Nonsense (Requested by princess_castle)
A clown convention
Can become pretty crazy
Many red noses

A Panoramic Saga (Requested by princess_castle)
One could argue that
The centerfolds in playboy
Can be described thus

Saludos Desde España (Requested by princess_castle)
¡Hola Amigos!
Hablo español muy bien
Yo tengo hambre

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Crying Babies (Requested by little_lady_417)
It is amazing
How such a tiny creature
Can create distress

Crazy People (Requested by little_lady_417)
I see them around
And wonder if I’m crazy
It’s all relative

Nagging Boyfriend (Requested by little_lady_417)
I saw a guy once
Who constantly begged for sex
his girlfriend punched him

Bottled Water (Requested by little_lady_417)
The world’s greatest scam
Has folks believing bottles
Make something more pure

Easy Living (Requested by little_lady_417)
Inheriting cash
In copious amounts is
The best way to go

Sarcastic Women (Requested by little_lady_417)
A razor-edged tongue
Is a more deadly weapon
Than the incensed slap

Leave Me Alone (Requested by little_lady_417)
Please don’t call on me
I need my solitude now
I need to wind down

Mary Had a Little Lamb…Little Lamb…Little Lamb!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Mary was hungry
She needed something to eat
Lambchops taste so good!

Sweetie (Requested by princess_castle)
Such a cute nickmane
Can reduce the toughest guy
To a flesh puddle

Brazil (Requested by princess_castle)
Terry Gilliam
Is an incredible man
Go watch this movie

Yes (Requested by princess_castle)
A positive word
That verifies acceptance
Of what you asked for

Ask Away (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m an open book
Feel free to ask what you want
And I will answer

U Do I Do = Voodoo (Requested by princess_castle)
Performing Voodoo
Involves something that I do
That gives you great pain

Mea Culpa (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m the one at fault
Please blame me for what happened
Do it in Latin

Once Upon a Time (Requested by Elbie14325)
These four little words
Open up a great portal
To wonderful tales

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I’m Sorry!! (Requested by princess_castle)
It seems I cut in
But I didn’t notice you
Standing in the line…

Pimples (Requested by princess_castle)
They are face ninjas
Raiding your face in the night
And leaving their mark

Nuclear Power! (Requested by princess_castle)
A controversy
Some folks trust and some folks don’t
Fission or fusion?

Power Wash (Requested by princess_castle)
Pigeons hate my car
And bomb it in the hot sun
Time to wash it off

No Matter What They Say (Requested by princess_castle)
Don’t sweat the small stuff
Your clothes are part of your style
And your style is great!

Gulab Jamun..Yummy Yummy!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Dessert from the east
Fried milk balls in sweet syrup
With cardamom seeds

Jorge Please Don’t Cry!! (Requested by princess_castle)
I am a softie
There’s nothing wrong with crying
Stupid Old Yeller…

It’s Okay!! (Requested by princess_castle)
I dropped a raw egg
My heart fell as I checked it
But no damage done!

Cat With a Huge Head (Requested by ksgrrl)
Beware this odd cat
this feline gives new meaning
To the word headstrong

Down the Shore (Requested by ksgrrl)
Nothing beats a walk
Along the beautiful lake
Most tranquil at night

Tomato Plants In Brooklyn (Requested by ksgrrl)
These hearty veggies
Grow tough in their neighbourhood
Watch out: They’ll mug you!

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