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Hai-Kuul – October 05, 2005

Shake Shake Shake (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I shake like a fiend
It is a lot of work but
Pepper is worth it


Where’s the Camera? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Today was so odd
So many strange things happened
Only I saw them


Scar (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Scars are history
A record of our trials
Within and without


High Priority (Has already been requested before by TheresaWarriorPrincess)


The Knight (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
An image of strength
Power and grace in armor
There are too few now




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – September 29, 2005

Actor Bio (Requested by princess_castle)
When you want to know
The best place to find out is
Ol’ I M D B


My Roomate’s Boyfriend (Requested by princess_castle)
He eats all my food
And calls early in the morn
Don’t get me started


The Reason (Requested by princess_castle)
Primary question
What is the motivation?
Answer for yourself


How Stupid!! (Requested by princess_castle)
A solid method
To show your stupidity?
Go vote for George Bush


Mango Smoothie (Requested by princess_castle)
Cool, creamy goodness
Sweetness with a little tang
A liquid blessing


Kitchen (Requested by princess_castle)
Room of the divine
In this room we all play God
With our creations


Theatre (Requested by princess_castle)
‘Ere motion pictures
And extras on DVDs
Bloopers were not good


Ask a Librarian (Requested by princess_castle)
In the house of books
The fastest path to knowledge
Starts at the front desk


Purses and Shoes (Requested by anurs2)
Only in fashion
Can they link your feet and hands
Without any rope


Babe (As in Tisha’s Boyfriend) (Requested by anurs2)
A bright, winning smile
And eyes that captivate her
Tisha turns to mush




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – September 27, 2005

Lumberjacks (Requested by princess_castle)
Felling greenery
It’s a job that needs finesse
Or else you’ll be flat


Camping (Requested by princess_castle)
The call of the wild
Sleeping under the bright stars
Unless the rain starts


My Love Story (Requested by princess_castle)
An unplanned romance
Unexpected love is great
It led to marriage


Sharing (Requested by princess_castle)
To give and to take
An even division of
Feelings and things, too


They Smoke (Requested by princess_castle)
I hear them coughing
Slowly exhailing their lives
Through yellow, stained teeth


I Cried (Requested by princess_castle)
When I was younger
Vocalizing my sadness
Was quite difficult


Job Hunt (Requested by princess_castle)
Pounding the pavement
Trying to find employment
A job in itself




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – September 21, 2005

I Smell Olives (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What is that I smell?
The smell of organic salt
Growing from the trees


Down With Ye Awld Speckled Hen! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Spell old correctly!
You think you are so fancy!
Go to Hades, Hen!


Polynesian Dance (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gyrating those hips
Wearing palm leaves as a dress
And coconut bras


Tix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Online ticket folks
Complete with a catchy name
Wish I’d thought of it


1000 Miles An Hour (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My thoughts race like wind
Neural pathways all on fire
I hate math quizzes


Body Like a Battleaxe (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Tougher than iron
She roughly kneads the bread dough
With her gnarled fingers


Nurses (Naughty Ones Are Fun Too) (Requested by anurs2)
Recuperation
Is facilitated by
Hot PVC threads




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – September 08, 2005

My Name is Bitha (Requested by princess_castle)
My name is Bitha
I live on the second floor
Oh wait! That’s been done


How is it Going? (Requested by princess_castle)
Life is always good
Work, Karate and spare time
Couldn’t be better


Toy City (Requested by princess_castle)
Buildings of lego
Hot Wheels cars lining the streets
A city of toys


Crazy (Requested by princess_castle)
My sanity’s gone
Lost forever and a day
I don’t want it found


Accent (Requested by princess_castle)
My own unique speech
Unique pronunciation
Tells you where I’m from




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.