Barking Space

Guest Book (Requested by -deadites-)
When you visit me
Leave a piece of you behind
Please write in the book

Not Anymore (Requested by princess_castle)
You never listen
I’m closing this chapter now
And walking away

Drowned (Requested by princess_castle)
You are all around
You saturate my senses
Now it is too much

There Was (Requested by princess_castle)
A long time ago
I remember my grandpa
Cheating at card games

Thx! But No… (Requested by princess_castle)
You offer peanuts
But I’m allergic to them
Thanks, but you keep them

Just To Be Nice (Requested by princess_castle)
Take the time to smile
Help people for no reason
Make a better world

No Need To Please Me (Requested by princess_castle)
It’s nice that you try
But I’m happy as I am
Save Your Energy

So What… (Requested by princess_castle)
You argued with me
Pepsi is better than Coke
I don’t really care

Something Wrong With Her (Requested by princess_castle)
Her eyes lack lustre
And her bruises speak of pain
I hope she’s okay

They Don’t Date (Requested by princess_castle)
They laugh and cuddle
But they’ve never shared a kiss
I guess they’re just friends

I Am Indian (Requested by princess_castle)
I come from a place
With over a billion folks
Who eat jalebis

I’m not sure if Michaelmage meant for this to be an entry, but I took it as such…

Happy Guest Book Signing Day (Requested by Michaelmage)
Another blog “thing”
I’m too busy for this stuff
Writing my haiku

I Hate Sales Reps (Requested by My Wife)
All day they’re babbling
About how much they rake in
And yet they don’t work

Don’t Leave Three Minute Voicemails (Requested by My Wife)
You just called me up
And left too huge a message
Get to the point, dick

Shut the Fuck Up (Requested by My Wife)
You are in my face
And you are making no sense
You know where to go

Snowfall In July (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
Why is it snowing?
It is so improbable
Here in Florida

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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Breathable and Waterproof (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I bought a new coat
The label says it’s good in
The rain and the wind

Don’t Call Me Apple (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What do I look like?
I’m big and round and orange
You are a moron

Corkscrew Curls (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out these ringlets
I just got them done today
I’m like Goldilocks

Jimmy McCrack (Requested by patresa74)
When my mom named me
I think she was having a
Really bad morning

Broken Metronome (Requested by patresa74)
It’s hard to keep time
When the metronome was dropped
Into the toilet

Prague (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
A wonderful place
From all the picture’s I’ve seen
I want to go there

I Am a Sexy Beast (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
She knows how to move
And she writes like a master
Bow down before Jay

On Being One (Requested by Drea)
I am so alone
Though sometimes it feels peaceful
To be on my own

Aboot or About (Requested by Drea)
People laugh at me
They say they know where I’m from
By the way I talk

Dorkisms (Requested by Drea)
The things that we do
That make us unique or just
Really dumb looking

This Century (Requested by Drea)
It’s about promise
Unlimited potential
And wearing cool pants

Early Morning Blues (Requested by Drea)
On the horizon
Just before the sun comes out
The colours are deep

Jägermeister (Master of the Hunt) (Requested by Drea)
Don’t mess with the Jäg
Run like the wind, far away
Beware this liquid

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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Shoot the Moon (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Quite a strange card game
Where the object of it is
To score the lowest

Breathless (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
When did I fall in?
Thrashing about, I cannot
Breathe underwater

Do Not Disturb (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I am very tired
And so I shall place a sign
on my door and nap

Even though Dave didn’t really ask for this one, he thought about asking for it. I included it. Remember – Multiple requests in the same comment (or in a row) only count as one entry.

Free Blog Swag (Requested by Dave)
People enjoy games
Even more than this, people
Like to get free stuff

This one required two haiku. If you don’t recognize what movie this quote came from, then you should be very disappointed in yourself.

Kids Are a Pain In the Ass, Wife’s On the Sauce — Poor Bastard, He’s Better Off Dead (Requested by Dave)
Pete “Deadmeat” Thompson
Died in an unfortunate
Series of Events

Kids Are a Pain In the Ass, Wife’s On the Sauce — Poor Bastard, He’s Better Off Dead (Requested by Dave)
Admiral Benson
I went to school with that man
His pants look funny

House In the Middle of the Freeway (Requested by patresa74)
Not ordinary
Whoever requested this
Must like Stephen Wright

Weird Extra Driveway (Requested by patresa74)
What is this thing for?
Who knows? Come winter, it’s just
Something to shovel

My Family is Psychotic (Requested by The Shellie)
I sometimes wonder
Why my family is strange
My DNA screams

Figure Skating At the Olympics (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
So many eyes watch
As I’m spinning on the ice
Gold is in my heart

For those of you who are stats-obsessed, here are the Top Five Hai-Kuul requestors…

1. Drea – 42
2. TheresaWarriorPrincess – 40
3. Princess Castle – 17
4. St-Martini-of-the-Vodka – 14
5. Dave – 12

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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