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Thank You

A Quick Note of Gratitude

I just wanted to thank everyone that helped to sponsor me for my recent bike ride for the Heart & Stroke Foundation. I think it’s important to support such a cause.

The day was a great success and we all had a great time riding around on a thirty person bike!


Idjit – A Tale In Pictures

Nu Kahr

So, Mrs. J and I are looking for a new vehicle on account of our own vehicle being too small these days. Baby J is growing faster than Industrial Hemp, so it’s important to be ready for such things.

So we’ve been bouncing a bunch of ideas around as to which car we were looking for when I asked Mrs. J about a Hyundai model.

Which one? Well, let me illustrate…


What I Was Referring To

The Hyundai Tuscon
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How It Should Be Pronounced

Tuscon, Arizona
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How I Pronounced It

A Tusken Raider
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I really don’t think I need to write any more about this.


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It Burns!

I have no idea why, but I’ve had the theme song to Laverne and Shirley stuck in my head.



Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!


Does anyone have a cure?


“I’ve Slept In the Corpses of Water Buffalo Tougher Than You!”

Boom! Headshot.

My buddy (who I will refer to as Lanfranc) and I play TF2 fairly often. It’s a fun diversion that you can sink into for an hour and then disengage from without to much remorse.

My favourite class is the Sniper. One of the physically weaker characters, the Sniper relies on stealth, guile, and…oh yeah…a kickass rifle with a huge scope on it.

Part of my goal is to be able to have at least a 50% headshot ratio. So, in a moment of nerdery, I am going to post a JPG of the scoreboard from one of the TF2 servers I play on.

Check this out…



This is the scoreboard from earlier tonight, just before I logged off.
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Nawt tew shabby eh, Wankehs?


Weather or Not Batman has a Set List

WTFW?

What the hell, weather? You’d think that we lived in Vancouver and not Toronto given how much precipitation there has been this month.

Earlier this month saw me with my snow shovel moving water out of my backyard and over the lip of the asphalt that is the top of my driveway. I cannot even hope to tell you how much I moved. Needless to say that I was doing this for an hour.

After a leak in the basement last year, I’ve been a bit paranoid about lots of earthbound skywater.

Mrs. J called me in a panic, indicating that it had been raining for an hour where she works. Considering that it wasn’t raining at all where I was, on the other side of town, I was a bit nervous so I asked my awesome neighbour to check.

The report came back: No Puddles. PHEW!



The Dark Knight Semi-Triumphant

I posted a comment across my various status updates stating that I was not as impressed with The Dark Knight as I thought I would be…

Predictably, a number of people sent me messages imploring me to like the movie better.

Um.

I never said I didn’t like the movie. I just said it didn’t live up to my expectations.

I think that Heath Ledger’s death has catapulted this movie into that fuzzy area where people need to make more out of something to justify the loss of life.

I will tell you right now, that the movie is great. And whether Heath died or not, he was perfect in this movie. Absolutely perfect.



Camping Guitar Challenge

So Dave and I were talking about how camping always reveals how little we know about music. Specifically, we’ll start up a song around the campfire and inevitably trail off after the first verse and chorus.

So this year, we’re going to learn a bunch of songs in their entirety, so that we don’t look like ignorant jackasses. Here’s my list…

BRr>

  1. Redemption Song – Bob Marley
  2. Jack & Diane – John Cougar Mellencamp
  3. Black Hole Sun – Soundgarden
  4. Sucker – John Mayer
  5. Some Fantastic – Barenaked Ladies
  6. One Thing – Finger Eleven
  7. The Luckiest – Ben Folds
  8. Everlong – Foo Fighters
  9. First of May – Jonathan Coulton
  10. Disarm – Smashing Pumpkins
  11. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate – The Arrogant Worms
  12. Down to the River to Pray – Alison Krauss


Not really the easiest songs to learn. This could be great or it could be a disaster. I’ll let you know how it turns out next week, unless my camping friends murde rme in cold blood and dance about on my grave singing Allelujah