“I’ve Slept In the Corpses of Water Buffalo Tougher Than You!”

Boom! Headshot.

My buddy (who I will refer to as Lanfranc) and I play TF2 fairly often. It’s a fun diversion that you can sink into for an hour and then disengage from without to much remorse.

My favourite class is the Sniper. One of the physically weaker characters, the Sniper relies on stealth, guile, and…oh yeah…a kickass rifle with a huge scope on it.

Part of my goal is to be able to have at least a 50% headshot ratio. So, in a moment of nerdery, I am going to post a JPG of the scoreboard from one of the TF2 servers I play on.

Check this out…

This is the scoreboard from earlier tonight, just before I logged off.
Click to enlarge…

Nawt tew shabby eh, Wankehs?

4 Responses

  1. Did we just get called wankers?

    86 headshots, but ZERO Destruction. C’mon, barkingspace!

  2. Destruction is for things that are built. Cannons, ammo dispensers, etc.

    I would have destroyed them if they were built within my line of site.

  3. I’m trying to remember the last time I managed to only play for an hour… but I will agree, in theory, that it’s possible.

    A ping of 7?? Is Mrs. J running a hosting business on the side?

  4. You are becoming famous for the line: “I probably won’t play for too long.”


    Those servers are addictive because the players are so much fun.

    As for the ping of 7, I wonder if it’s because of my proximity to the server.

    Or maybe I’m just at one with TF2?

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