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Two Pair

Marrieds

I wanted to wish Dave and Sarah a Happy Anniversary!

It was two years ago that they tied the knot. Friends since childhood, their union was fated by the writings in the sands of the beaches of Ixtopa.

Or not.

More like fated by the fact that all of their friends knew it was going to happen.

Can I get a Hellz Yeah people?



Dave with his aroused bouquet (Left).
Sarah with her peeps (Right).
Click to enlarge, although Dave’s roses don’t need help…


Congrats, you two!



More Marrieds

I wanted to wish my other friends T & N a Happy Anniversary as well!

A big year! You’re celebrating your first anniversary in your new house! Not a small achievement.

May your future hold many more Ulty* tourneys!




* – Ulty = Ultimate Frisbee, for those of you in the dark…

New Photos? Believe It!

Updated!

After far too long, I have updated my photography blog.

Mind you, there are only two new photos.

Updating takes time because I have to go back and make sure I note the technical specs, as well as the story behind the photo. I have so many in my portfolio at home that it becomes hard to choose.

So why not let me know what sort of things you’d like to see, and I’ll seeif I can accomodate you? Feel free to leave it in the comments section, or e-mail me.


My Latest Addiction

Don’t laugh…



Believe it! Click to enlarge…


I bought Naruto: Clash of Ninja for my Gamecube.

It’s actually a lot of fun and the characters have a lot of personality. So much so that I checked out a couple of episodes of the Anime.

Now I’m hooked.

I recommend it to anyone who is a sucker for a great story. Most people don’t like watching animated shows because they are considered to be for kids. However, quite a lot of work that comes out of Japan is meant for a more mature audience, due to the subject matter and complicated plots.

Early Kung-Fu

Early Day

My day started pretty early yesterday (04:00) due to the fact that I was invited to take photos from a unique vantage point.

Pending permission, I will post photos on my photography blog.

Actually, I’m a little behind in keeping that site up-to-date. I’ll be posting other new stuff as well as some older images in the next few weeks.



Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting

Well, not really.

My friends Dave, Nick and Andrew were grading for various levels of Black Belt in Karate yesterday. They all did extremely well.


More of a quick update than anything else.

Something Happened Cryptic

Something to Think About

A few days ago, I posted the following item…


When does 1×1=3?


Some people got it. Some people didn’t.

Surprisingly, it was my friends in positions requiring immense amounts of brain power that took the longest to get it.



What Happened?

Shortly after I posted it, I had to take it down. It revealed too much about something that we needed to tell a few people in person (or on the phone) before it became public.

Apologies to those who commented already and found their comments deleted. Also, some of the people who figured out the answer were worried when I took it down. I assure you everything is fine.



Why Are You So Cryptic?

Deal with it. And to that end, here is a joke that answers the original cryptic question…


What does Jorge say when someone grabs Mrs. Jorge’s Arm?

Leggo my preggo!


Now it shouldn’t be hard for anyone to figure out what I meant.

The Real World Auction

The Real World

I was riding the subway to work this morning, and ended up standing by two girls who were most likely in their second year of university.

Some of what they were saying was refreshing. One girl was obviously trying to appear more worldy than she was though. Can’t fault her for that as we’ve all fallen into that bit at least once in our lives.

My favourite line, though, was when one of the girls started talking about how stupid she thought high school was…


Girl 1: I love University life.
Girl 2: Yeah. Me too.
G1: It’s so different from high school. People are so much friendlier.
G2: Totally.
G1: I’m glad I will never have to go through the high school experience again.
G2: Yeah?
G1: I mean, you wake up. You go to school. You work all day. You go home. Sometimes you do work there. Then you go to bed. And then you repeat.
G2: Tell me about it. University and everything after is totally different.


Er…

I must still be in high school.



Auction Time!

My friend Beth is auctioning off something unique on e-bay.

If you have a heart (or $14.34 extra lying around) go bid!

Click here to see what the buzz is about.