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2010 in review

Posted on January 2, 2011 by Jorge

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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A helper monkey made this abstract painting, inspired by your stats.

The average container ship can carry about 4,500 containers. This blog was viewed about 14,000 times in 2010. If each view were a shipping container, your blog would have filled about 3 fully loaded ships.

In 2010, there were 32 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 523 posts. There were 7 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 126kb.

The busiest day of the year was October 30th with 177 views. The most popular post that day was Halloweenie.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, digg.com, google.ca, healthfitnesstherapy.com, and Google Reader.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for the crow, frank dux, faxe, funny msn conversations, and james ready.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Halloweenie November 2008
8 comments

2

Passports June 2006
4 comments

3

Convopalooza December 2007
6 comments

4

There is Evil There that Never Sleeps March 2008
18 comments

5

The Anniversary of My Near-Death Experience August 2005
23 comments

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All the Best!

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Jorge

Happy End of 2010!

All the best to everyone I know for this coming year. I hope you all celebrate safely and have fun! 2010 was insane. 2011 is going to be crazier, but better! Trust me!

If you were expecting something a bit meatier in terms of content, go here.

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Lewd Poisoning

Posted on December 9, 2010 by Jorge

What Goes In…

This is a conversation I had recently with a friend of mine. In the spirit of international comradeship, I am sharing this…

Jorge: Hey dude! How goes?
Jared: Had nasty food poisoning for the last two days.
Jorge: Never fun.
Jared: Like being on that machine that takes your life from Princess Bride.
Jorge: Yup. Except that it takes the life out of your body through your ass.
Jared: LOL!

I am such a sympathetic person.


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Wit’s Beginning

Posted on November 27, 2010 by Jorge

Pearls of Wisdon

A snippet of a conversation today…

Jorge: You slept for a long time.
Little J: I’m still tired.
Jorge: Well, save it for tonight. Then you’ll have lots of energy to see Santa tomorrow.
Little J: Well, I don’t want to see him tomorrow.
Jorge: Whaaaat?
Little J: Yeah. I like sleep better than Christmas.
Jorge: Bwahahahahahaha!

To be fair, having a bad cold would make anyone love their precious sleep.


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Magpie

Posted on November 21, 2010 by Jorge

Oooh! Shiny!

Children are hilarious; you never think of them as having developing personalities until later, but that’s really not true; I’m convinced that their personalities are somewhat fixed when they are born, and that they are fairly malleable.

It’s just fun to see what they come up with…

Little J: Daddy, can I have your wedding ring?
Jorge: Um, no.
Little J: Why not?
Jorge: Well, first of all, it’s mine. Second of all, you told me you liked sparkly things.
Little J: Oh! That’s okay, daddy. I like plain old shiny things, too.
Jorge: …
Little J: Can I have it now?
Jorge: No.

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