Barking Space

Tampons (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Only a man would
Design feminine products
That looked like grenades

Ain’t That Sweet? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Kids inspire giggles
To the childless onlooker
Parents just shudder

Bizarro! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You see a stranger
With a large bright blue mohawk
You are strange to him

Let Me Out! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You don’t feel like most
You’re in society’s cage
Be your own person!

High Priority (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Every man knows
That the best policy is
To
really listen

Cahoots (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Even great heroes
Need some kind of cavalry
Long live the sidekick!

Bigger=Better? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Texan frame of mind
Does not take into account
Horrible migraines

Hello Sunshine! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
It’s rained for so long
I thought I would have to spend
My life under clouds

This One Shall Be the Best and None Shall Ever Top it (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dearest Theresa
Sadly, in Haiku there is
No such thing as best

My Dog Had Diarrhoea While I Was Asleep (Requested by edplue79)
While I was asleep
And my mind was relaxing
So was his sphincter

Being Bored In the Tanning Bed With Fifteen Minutes Left (Requested by edplue79)
My mind is racing
For something to think about
While my body bakes

A Belated Happy Canada Day to my neighbours up here!
A Happy Independance Day to our neighbours in the South!

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More Money Than a Horse Has Hairs? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Some say that I’m rich
If they only knew the truth
The horse has no hair

You’re Breaking Up (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
It’s a sad, sad state
When one’s relationship is
Just like their cellphone

Tip of My Tongue (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My memory sucks
I know I’ve met you before
But what is your name?

For the Love of Chocolate (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’d do anything
To taste that bitter sweetness
That comes from cocoa

Thumbnail (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A smaller version
Of the larger version that’s
Easier to store

Moony (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A nice adjective
To disguise the simple fact
They think you’re pale

You’ve Crossed the Line (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Didn’t mind the rose
And the dinner was quite nice
Don’t push your luck, please

Bumpy (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My shocks needs some work
I’ve been jostled so much I’m
Surprised I have teeth!

Just Because You’re My Favourite (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The last piece of cake
Is the best piece of them all
But you can have it

Awful Potometer…Duh!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Making these are tough
The problem being that bubbles
Can form in the stem

Drowsy Duckling (Requested by princess_castle)
Paddling your feet
For a good chunk of the day
Can tucker you out

Mango Mania…HEHAWWWW! (Requested by princess_castle)
I get excited
About mangos. Some would say
That I’m too freakish

Longitudinal Limits? (Requested by princess_castle)
The fact some people
Still think that the earth is flat
Makes me just shudder

O Well! (Requested by princess_castle)
Whenever I’m shrt
f my favurite vwel
I reach fr my pail

Hell No!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
You ask if I think
Survivor is good. I think
You know the answer

Crusty Boogie (Requested by VisitingSweethonesty)
What is this, you ask?
It’s a new type of dance that’s
Done by old people

The Smell of Fresh Cedar (Requested by patresa74)
When I go camping
I lift my nose to the air
Sniff, and feel refreshed

Echinoid (Requested by patresa74)
The name of a gene
On the surface of the cell
Transmembrane protein

Wow, who would have known that haiku could have taught me about Egfr inhibition. Go R8 Photoreceptors!

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Intel Inside (Requested by princess_castle)
Never ending race
To create the fastest chip
I hate their jingle

U Silly (Requested by princess_castle)
What do you think, dude?
I’m pointing at your damned self
You are quite silly

Memories (Requested by princess_castle)
Pieces of yourself
To be recalled at leisure
Make the most of them

Blast From the Past (Requested by princess_castle)
Who would have guessed it?
You had a taco for lunch
Rum does funny things

Just Leave Me Alone (Requested by princess_castle)
I have a headache
And I’m trying to do my work
Get out of my face

Site Pop-Ups Allowed (Requested by princess_castle)
I hate marketing
But to use this site I must
Allow them to work

Ghostly Particles (Requested by princess_castle)
Ethereal dust
Floats in the periphery
They make me feel scared

Green iPod (Requested by Schmitgit)
This popular toy
Seems to come in all colours
I still don’t need one

Steaming Summer Days (Requested by Schmitgit)
The thermometer
Has moved to Antarctica
I should do the same

Air Conditioning (Requested by Schmitgit)
A cool winter breeze
Cuts the air like a sharp knife
And lays heat to rest

Air Canada Prices – Highway Robbery (Requested by Schmitgit)
They rule the blue sky
Their competition lingers
They take advantage

Eating Like a Goldfish (Requested by Schmitgit)
Miniscule pieces
Of flaky protiens taste like
Bad tofu burgers

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Dirty Fork (Requested by VisitingSweethonesty)
There on the dish rack
It sits, dejected, dirty
Wasn’t washed enough

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