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Fig-tionary – May 01, 2005

yeterday (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – A day yet to arrive, on which a highly anticipated event will be taking place – Usage: Yeterday I will be a millionaire!




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Fig-tionary – April 25, 2005

custart (Requested by Zac)

  1. Function: noun – The conscious and creative use of skill and imagination in the production of aesthetic objects using custard – Usage: Zac created the world’s first piece of custart when he made too much custard and fashioned the excess into a large statue of Lobo.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Fig-tionary – April 21, 2005

Brian has requested a definition for a word, but we must first go back to the root of that word…


soudn (Provided by Jorge)

  1. Function: noun – A particularly harsh, full auditory impression. A broken sound – Usage: When fine china falls off the table it makes a horrible soudn.


resoudning (Requested by Brian R)

  1. Function: adjective – Characterized by resonant soudn – Usage: What a resoudning racket that fine china made when it hit the floor!




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Fig-tionary – April 20, 2005

sok (Requested by Tien)

  1. Function: noun – A sharp resounding noise (as of a hard impact to the face). Comic book sound effect – Usage: Sok! Tien punched Jorge in the face!




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Fig-tionary – April 15, 2005

agagin (A Cat Special)

  1. Function: adverb – in addition, repetitively. Over and over again – Usage: Jorge was so mad about losing the T-ball game to Napoleon that he banged his head against the wall agagin.


Figtastic (Requested by Shellie)

  1. Function: adjective – So extreme as to challenge belief, yet still must be possible as it is related somehow to Jorge’s level of skill – Usage: One might say that Dave is Figtastic in bed.
  2. Function: adjective – Excellent, as done by Jorge – Usage: That dinner was Figtastic!


agagin (Requested by Cat)

  1. Function: noun – An explanation justifying a typographical error – Usage: Cat felt embarassed, and needed to give a trypo for her typo.




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