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Two Pair

Marrieds

I wanted to wish Dave and Sarah a Happy Anniversary!

It was two years ago that they tied the knot. Friends since childhood, their union was fated by the writings in the sands of the beaches of Ixtopa.

Or not.

More like fated by the fact that all of their friends knew it was going to happen.

Can I get a Hellz Yeah people?



Dave with his aroused bouquet (Left).
Sarah with her peeps (Right).
Click to enlarge, although Dave’s roses don’t need help…


Congrats, you two!



More Marrieds

I wanted to wish my other friends T & N a Happy Anniversary as well!

A big year! You’re celebrating your first anniversary in your new house! Not a small achievement.

May your future hold many more Ulty* tourneys!




* – Ulty = Ultimate Frisbee, for those of you in the dark…

Something Happened Cryptic

Something to Think About

A few days ago, I posted the following item…


When does 1×1=3?


Some people got it. Some people didn’t.

Surprisingly, it was my friends in positions requiring immense amounts of brain power that took the longest to get it.



What Happened?

Shortly after I posted it, I had to take it down. It revealed too much about something that we needed to tell a few people in person (or on the phone) before it became public.

Apologies to those who commented already and found their comments deleted. Also, some of the people who figured out the answer were worried when I took it down. I assure you everything is fine.



Why Are You So Cryptic?

Deal with it. And to that end, here is a joke that answers the original cryptic question…


What does Jorge say when someone grabs Mrs. Jorge’s Arm?

Leggo my preggo!


Now it shouldn’t be hard for anyone to figure out what I meant.

Birthday Wishes

Birthday, You Say?

That’s right.

Today is my Mom’s birthday. Share some lovin’ in the comments section if you wish…



Me. Chillin’ with Mom. This
particular trick is much harder
to do now that I weigh 225 lbs.
Click to enlarge…




Happy Birthday Mom!


Love, J

Have a Good ‘Un

As if interior camping was not enough, Mrs. J and I are going on another, more leisurely camping trip.

Again, it will be to Algonquin Park, but it will be much more relaxed. Some nice dinners at various places (including a wicked-cool resort) have been planned, as well as some nice hikes.

A special shout out to my Nemesis for looking after the furry kids while we’re on our trip.

See you all soon!

We’re Back…

We’ve returned from the wilderness.

Due to the fact that we have to coordinate photos and stories, you’ll have to wait for the scoop.

I think you’ll be satisfied with the result, though.