All the Best!

Happy End of 2010!

All the best to everyone I know for this coming year. I hope you all celebrate safely and have fun! 2010 was insane. 2011 is going to be crazier, but better! Trust me!

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Lewd Poisoning

What Goes In…

This is a conversation I had recently with a friend of mine. In the spirit of international comradeship, I am sharing this…

Jorge: Hey dude! How goes?
Jared: Had nasty food poisoning for the last two days.
Jorge: Never fun.
Jared: Like being on that machine that takes your life from Princess Bride.
Jorge: Yup. Except that it takes the life out of your body through your ass.
Jared: LOL!

I am such a sympathetic person.