Really?
This happened earlier today when I was getting breakfast. Sometimes you just have to shake your head at people…
CASHIER: What would you like, sir?
JORGE: I’ll have a BLT with egg and cheese on a toasted pumpernickel bagel please.
CASHIER: BLT with egg and cheese on a toasted pumpernickel bagel?
JORGE: That’s right.
CASHIER: Would you like bacon and lettuce on that?
JORGE: …
Filed under: Anecdotes, Humour | Tagged: Ordering, Restaurant, WTF |
Barking Space 
The cashier forgot to ask you if you wanted tomato….is that why you were dumbfounded?
“What does the ‘P’ stand for in VIP?”
“Person”
“Um, what does the ‘V’ stand for?”
“Very”
“What does…”
“Important”
“What does the ‘P’ stand for again?”
You don`t mess around with your breakfast sandwich though … BLT Bagel with Egg and Cheese. If we could fit a hashbrown and a pancake in there we really would have something special.
I love how you zoom right up to the threshold of “rant”, then just balance gracefully for a minute.
Tien: That was a VIP I was talking to. I’ll leave it to your imagination what it might stand for.
Mike: You, sir, are a culinary genius.
Lorna: It’s best to let the momentum take the readers to the end. I’m pretty sure it works. 😉