Misfire?
Recently, Mrs. J and I decided that cutting off the kid count at 1 is the way to go for us (spare the judgement, please). I’m not all that secretive about these sorts of things with my close friends (and most people in general, really). If I was, then awesome dialogue like this would never happen…
Jorge: Ladies and gentlemen, I present: FRANKENBALLS
Krk: Which one do you call Ladies, and which one is Gentlemen?
Krk: You’re alive?
Jorge: I call one Megan and the other one YOUR MOM
Jorge: I am
Jorge: A true foodie, I am switching between different frozen veggies
Krk: Bahahaha
Krk: Locally grown I hope
Jorge: From my own garden
Jorge: A very weird experience
Jorge: To be expected
Jorge: Talked about telecom
Krk: You mentioned that we’re a cut above the rest?
Jorge: I said that we have a ball at work
Krk: … And we try not to get sacked
Jorge: There is a vas deferens between us and the competition.
Krk: BAHAHAHA
Krk: You win
Jorge: You’ve got to know when to hold ’em, know when to scrotum
Jorge: Phew
Jorge: I almost talked about attending pubic school and how it was such a close shave between pass and fail.
Krk: You had me at vas deferens…
Aren’t you glad that conversation happened? Aren’t you glad I shared that?
Filed under: Anecdotes, Friends, Humour | Tagged: Balls, Funny, Humour, Vasectomy |
Barking Space 
Hee hee hee hee!
I am very glad that you shared this convo with us! Also amusing is that the Google ad directly below this posting is “Ask A Doctor Online Now” – and I’m very tempted to ask said online doctor which type of frozen vegetable they recommend for a situation such as this.
I… wow. Teledildonics, you have been trumped forever.
This makes me so very sad that I am not all that clever. THIS is the kind of conversation I wish I could have, too…
:)t
That was… awesome 🙂
I can vividly imagine that conversation with krk….
And am mildly impressed you didn’t try and sell mr scalpel a DS1 or something fancy for his office.
😛
How do you know I didn’t?