It’s a good thing these arrived. Having them lost in cyber-space would suck donkeys.
Enjoy!
Stupid Questions From Stupid People (Requested by Cat)
Why do you bother?
When you open your big mouth
I hear naught but crap
Bite Me (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I have had enough
Get off my cloud, you jackass
Go play in traffic
Fly Away (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Imagination
One of the most powerful
Forces in the world
Gorillas In the Mist (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Jane Fossey was cool
She showed the world a new way
To eat bananas
Closed Eyes (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m tired of counting
I can hear you. You’re close by
Time for me to seek
Gin and Juice (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’ve become thirsty
But in a specific way
Bring on my alky
Minty (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gargle your mouthwash
When breath is smelling funky
Guaranteed Action
Misogynist (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Why do you hate girls?
There is nothing wrong with them
Something’s wrong with you
Frizzy Hair (Requested by edplue79)
Don’t mess with the hair
It has a life of its own
It will mess you up
Being Bloated (Requested by edplue79)
I ate too much food
Sitting here on this sofa
I might just explode
Girls In Short Skirts (Requested by edplue79)
They have confidence
They are proud of their bodies
Check out those gams, yo!
Trucker Caps (Requested by edplue79)
They’re full of sweat stains
Telling the tale of the road
Here comes the convoy!
I Accidentally Farted (Requested by edplue79)
Why here? And why now?
At the worst possible time
During my review
Pink Cadillac (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
I’m cruising along
Top down and wind in my hair
Pinnacle of cool
Birthday Party For a Cat (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
Happy Birthday, cat
I made you this cake out of
Little, fuzzy mice
Congrats to VisitingSweethonesty for requesting the 250th Hai-Kuul! While she doesn’t win the main prize, it’s certainly something to be recognized! You will receive a small token of appreciation at the end of this contest.
Crazy Ex’s (Requested by VisitingSweethonesty)
What’s with these people?
For sure, that is the last time
I use Lavalife
On with the show…
Tony. Danza. (Requested by patresa74)
Who’s the boss? He is!
Only on his own talk show
Crazy tapdancer
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Barking Space 
Hey Jorge! Keiths?? You rock!!!! Have a good one!! Linette
Hey Jorge!! I haven’t been by in awhile so I’m checking in! It’s Sign a Guest Book Day! but I don’t think you have one! Oh well this will work! Anyways have a GREAT Thursday!!!
lots of things suck donkeys, jorge. p
Just dropped by to say Hi Jorge … I see you are still busy writing all these poems.. You Rock..they are great! Cheers Barb
Awesome! I always love these. You definatly got the frizzy hair one down just right.
Ooh, I just loves me some Tony Danza!
Thanks for the compliment on my URL. BTW I love your Haikus, especially the “Tony Danza” & “Gorillas in the Mist”
Jorge, you’re an exemplary Haiku artiste. My entry was intentional, I will put my requests into the right pigeon-hole next time, thanks for including it. Hope you have a great weekend. Maybe in 10 or 20 years we can all get extra arms fitted. thanks for droppin by my Space Love, Light & Laughter MM
you should send in your tony danza haiku to his new talk show. i bet he’ll air it. he’ll broadcast anything that celebrates himself. maybe he’ll even put it to music and choreograph it. how would you like to see that, jorge? a tap dance to one of your very own haiku? maybe he’ll even take his shirt off. the ladies love it when he does that. patresa
Love the Haiku about *Stupida*. Thanks! 🙂
Cool!