Juicer

Tight Squeeze Having children is like having access to a gold mine full of awesomeness. Not only do they come up with some hilarious dialogue, but they inspire us to explore our own inner child; that is, they help us remove the grown-up filter that usually remains intact in most day-to-day situations. What’s even better [...]

Job Descriptions

Obvious I was in the car with Mrs. J and Little J last week when the following dialog took place… Little J: Daddy, when it’s summer again next year I want to go to Centre Island to ride on the bumblebees. Jorge: Yeah? Little J: Yeah. And you can take pictures with your camera because [...]

Wit’s Beginning

Pearls of Wisdon A snippet of a conversation today… Jorge: You slept for a long time. Little J: I’m still tired. Jorge: Well, save it for tonight. Then you’ll have lots of energy to see Santa tomorrow. Little J: Well, I don’t want to see him tomorrow. Jorge: Whaaaat? Little J: Yeah. I like sleep [...]

Magpie

Oooh! Shiny! Children are hilarious; you never think of them as having developing personalities until later, but that’s really not true; I’m convinced that their personalities are somewhat fixed when they are born, and that they are fairly malleable. It’s just fun to see what they come up with… Little J: Daddy, can I have [...]

Insight

Truth Yesterday, my daughter said something to be that was very interesting; it was at the end of a conversation about the words stupid and ugly. I know that kids are smarter than we think, but Little J never ceases to surprise me with her insight… Little J: Daddy? Big J: Yes, sweetheart? Little J: [...]

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