Hai-Kuul – Jan 30, 2010

Disappointment If only they knew What you’ve thrown away because You’ve backed the wrong team

Hai-Kuul – September 21, 2005

I Smell Olives (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess) What is that I smell? The smell of organic salt Growing from the trees Down With Ye Awld Speckled Hen! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess) Spell old correctly! You think you are so fancy! Go to Hades, Hen! Polynesian Dance (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess) Gyrating those hips Wearing palm leaves as a [...]

Hai-Kuul – Aug 10, 2005

Wish Me Luck (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess) I am so unsure And so I must trust to fate Rather than myself The Flu Again (Requested by Courtney8292) Gripping like a vise It refuses to leave me I must beat this thing Dayquil = Miracle Elixir (Requested by Courtney8292) Magical Dayquil Banish the evil spirits Send them [...]

Hai-Kuul – May 26, 2005

Blarney Stone (Requested by Drea) Across the ocean People kiss a big boulder And then wash their mouths Paddywagons (Requested by Drea) Please don’t commit crimes You’ll be transported to jail In this vehicle I’se da Bye’s (Requested by Drea) I built me a boat And took it home to Liza She said, “What the [...]

Hai-Kuul – April 16, 2005

Written because I am bored and poor… Drea the Terminata (Requested by Drea) Iron assassin Blonde hair and one bruised kneecap Ball hockey Killa! Sleep Clinics (Inspired by my Friday night) Sleep studies suck ass They stick electrodes on you With tape! Instant wax! *Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own [...]

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