Feel Free To Cut In If You Have Heard This…

Misfire? Recently, Mrs. J and I decided that cutting off the kid count at 1 is the way to go for us (spare the judgement, please). I’m not all that secretive about these sorts of things with my close friends (and most people in general, really). If I was, then awesome dialogue like this would [...]

Fun-nay

Snippet Every once in a while I have a conversation with someone that is so funny to me that I revisit it several times to brighten my day… [Chris walks up to Jorge.] Chris: Hey. Have you had your flu shot? Jorge: Nope. Chris: I’m going to go over and get mine now. Wanna come [...]

Valentine’s Props

A Valentine’s Tale This story was originally told to me by one of my psychology profs at University. It is about an exchange between her and her young son, and the result of that exchange. I’m embelleshing the story a little, by fooling around with the format (third person vs. first person). Some small details [...]

Take a Chance on SPAM!

Take A Chance I was chatting with Dave the other day, and for one reason or another the subject turned to a John Woo flick called Hard Target. Incidentally, that movie sucked the big wang in the sky. Jean-Claude Van Damme was up to his normal level of acting, which is located somewhere between a [...]

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