Jumping to Conclusions

Burned Unit A few of my friends and I will (occasionally) take a perfectly innocent phrase in one of our conversations and turn it on it’s ear with some good ol’ innuendo (in YOU end oh). The following convo was with a friend of mine, to whom I loaned the season 1 DVD set of [...]

Hold Your Applause

Armed and Dangerous Sometimes I wonder if I’m going to be spending the afterlife in a very warm place. Observe: a friend tweeted this… I replied with this… Anyone have an extra portable air conditioner they don’t need?

The Funnier Way

Excuse Me, Sir. Your Daughter Just Said… My daughter had a sleepover at Nana’s recently. It’s a great arrangement because Nana doesn’t live too far from where I work, so it’s just a matter of her dropping off little J to my office. Win-win, really; Nana gets to spend time with the wee one and [...]

Wit’s Beginning

Pearls of Wisdon A snippet of a conversation today… Jorge: You slept for a long time. Little J: I’m still tired. Jorge: Well, save it for tonight. Then you’ll have lots of energy to see Santa tomorrow. Little J: Well, I don’t want to see him tomorrow. Jorge: Whaaaat? Little J: Yeah. I like sleep [...]

Magpie

Oooh! Shiny! Children are hilarious; you never think of them as having developing personalities until later, but that’s really not true; I’m convinced that their personalities are somewhat fixed when they are born, and that they are fairly malleable. It’s just fun to see what they come up with… Little J: Daddy, can I have [...]

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