Posted on October 23, 2011 by Jorge
A few of my friends and I will (occasionally) take a perfectly innocent phrase in one of our conversations and turn it on it’s ear with some good ol’ innuendo (in YOU end oh). The following convo was with a friend of mine, to whom I loaned the season 1 DVD set of Burn Notice…
Booya! Click to make bigger (that’s what she said).
Of course, later on I thought about it – and it could have easily been referring to some kind of medical show. Ah well. Can’t win ‘em all, right?
Filed under: Convos, Friends, Humour | Tagged: Burn Notice, Chat, Conversations, Friends, Funny | 1 Comment »
Posted on April 3, 2011 by Jorge
Armed and Dangerous
Sometimes I wonder if I’m going to be spending the afterlife in a very warm place.
Observe: a friend tweeted this…
I replied with this…
Anyone have an extra portable air conditioner they don’t need?
Filed under: Anecdotes, Friends, Humour | Tagged: 127 Hours, Funny, Humour, Inappropriate | 3 Comments »
Posted on March 8, 2011 by Jorge
Excuse Me, Sir. Your Daughter Just Said…
My daughter had a sleepover at Nana’s recently. It’s a great arrangement because Nana doesn’t live too far from where I work, so it’s just a matter of her dropping off little J to my office. Win-win, really; Nana gets to spend time with the wee one and I get a traveling partner for my commute.
On the subway, every station is announced several times beforehand (something to do with being sued when people miss their stops or something). More often than not, the on-board speakers are on the fritz and it’s hard to determine what they are saying. Here is a list of “translations” courtesy of my daughter.
TTC: The next stop is Christie. Christie Station.
Little J: Daddy! We’re going to Rice Krispies Station!
TTC: The next stop is Bathurst. Bathurst Station.
Little J: Daddy, are they really thirsty? They are bad thirsty? Is that what that means?
[This one is the most embarrassing one; only because it was declared very, very loudly.]
TTC: The next stop is Spadina. Spadina Station.
Little J: Daddy! That voice on the speaker just said ‘vagina’ two times!
Where’s Bill Cosby when you need him?
Filed under: Anecdotes, Humour | Tagged: Funny, Humour, Kids, public transit, TTC | 2 Comments »
Posted on November 27, 2010 by Jorge
Pearls of Wisdon
A snippet of a conversation today…
Jorge: You slept for a long time.
Little J: I’m still tired.
Jorge: Well, save it for tonight. Then you’ll have lots of energy to see Santa tomorrow.
Little J: Well, I don’t want to see him tomorrow.
Little J: Yeah. I like sleep better than Christmas.
To be fair, having a bad cold would make anyone love their precious sleep.
Filed under: Anecdotes, Humour | Tagged: Christmas, Funny, Kids, Santa, Sleep | 2 Comments »
Posted on November 21, 2010 by Jorge
Children are hilarious; you never think of them as having developing personalities until later, but that’s really not true; I’m convinced that their personalities are somewhat fixed when they are born, and that they are fairly malleable.
It’s just fun to see what they come up with…
Little J: Daddy, can I have your wedding ring?
Jorge: Um, no.
Little J: Why not?
Jorge: Well, first of all, it’s mine. Second of all, you told me you liked sparkly things.
Little J: Oh! That’s okay, daddy. I like plain old shiny things, too.
Little J: Can I have it now?
Filed under: Anecdotes, Interest | Tagged: Funny, jewellery, Kids, magpies | Leave a Comment »