Jumping to Conclusions

Burned Unit A few of my friends and I will (occasionally) take a perfectly innocent phrase in one of our conversations and turn it on it’s ear with some good ol’ innuendo (in YOU end oh). The following convo was with a friend of mine, to whom I loaned the season 1 DVD set of [...]

Emm Emm Sicks

The Countdown Begins Really, the countdown began a few months ago when I purchased my train ticket to Ottawa; Movie Marathon Six is almost upon us! Here is the program… The King of Kong New Jack City Once Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Singin’ in the Rain North By Northwest Micmacs The Black Hole House (Japan) [...]

Back To the Future

Car FAIL We bought a car back in 2001 due to this minor inconvenience. Needless to say, consumer reports will tell you that the car we picked was a piece of crap. I don’t like pointing fingers, though, so we will call the vehicle in question… V. Jetta Wait. That’s too obvious. Let’s just call [...]

Fun-nay

Snippet Every once in a while I have a conversation with someone that is so funny to me that I revisit it several times to brighten my day… [Chris walks up to Jorge.] Chris: Hey. Have you had your flu shot? Jorge: Nope. Chris: I’m going to go over and get mine now. Wanna come [...]

Weather or Not Batman has a Set List

WTFW? What the hell, weather? You’d think that we lived in Vancouver and not Toronto given how much precipitation there has been this month. Earlier this month saw me with my snow shovel moving water out of my backyard and over the lip of the asphalt that is the top of my driveway. I cannot [...]

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