Fig-tionary – June 28, 2005

dought (Requested by princess_castle) Actually the inflected form of dow. starnge (Requested by princess_castle) Function: adjective – of, relating to, or characteristic of a celebrity. Extraordinary in relation to a celebrity – Usage: Jude Law is very starnge. driends (Requested by princess_castle) Function: noun – An acquaintance that one dreads to spend time with. A [...]

Fig-tionary – June 16, 2005

ujr (Requested by princess_castle) Function: adjective – greater in scale or degree as described by a Brit – Usage: “My dad is ujr than your dad,” said Basil. okj (Requested by princess_castle) Function: noun – a noise made while choking on an affirmation of attending an event to which you don’t want to go – [...]

Guest Fig-tionary – June 08, 2005

ditr (Requested by princess_castle) Function: transitive verb – to prevent or curb the undesirable behaviour of a German – Usage: Try as I might, I could not ditr the good Dr. Ruth from demonstrating the ‘cunning tigress’ upon my father. The vision in his right eye was never the same. reaspond (Requested by princess_castle) Function: [...]

Thinking About Guests

Thinking About Ideas Yesterday a friend suggested that I should perhaps make a book comprised of haiku and my photographs. I’ve actually thought of this before, but I didn’t think it had any merit. What are your thoughts on this, audience? Do you think it would be a successful venture? I daresay I am not [...]

Fig-tionary – June 06, 2005

ingoring (Requested by princess_castle) Function: transitive verb – piercing from the inside of something with the intention of escaping – Usage: Jack was swallowed by the giant, and only by ingoring the giant – with a sharpened popsicle stick – was he able to escape. welocome (Requested by princess_castle) Function: transitive verb – to accept [...]

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