Figtionary – April 20, 2010

idiocracy (Not really a request. My friend Donna used this word and I had to create a definition.) Function: noun – The aggregate of those believed to be idiots. A social class comprised entirely of idiots – Usage: I met someone on the subway today who was clearly a part of the idiocracy. *Remember, you [...]

Fig-tionary – January 16, 2006

aidea (Requested by s-) Function: noun – A plan for action whose result is to help someone – Usage: Out of everyone on the island, Dave was the one who came up with the best aidea to deal with Jorge’s broken arm. *Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo [...]

Fig-tionary – November 14, 2005

jealoupus (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess) Function: adjective – Disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness specifically from creatures with more than two arms – Usage: Dave flew into a jealopus rage as the squid eyed his wife appreciatively. *Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read [...]

Fig-tionary – September 20, 2005

naughtly (Requested by edplue78) Function: adverb – Doing something with ease, as if it were nothing at all – Usage: Dave naughtly whipped together a meal fit for a king. *Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Fig-tionary – July 12, 2005

sunglower (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess) Function: transitive verb – To look or stare with sullen annoyance as a normally unnaturally cheery person – Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants sunglowered at the pit bull that just made a mess in her tulip garden. Function: noun – A sullen, brooding look of annoyance given by an unnaturally cheery person [...]

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