Barking Space

ingoring (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: transitive verb – piercing from the inside of something with the intention of escaping – Usage: Jack was swallowed by the giant, and only by ingoring the giant – with a sharpened popsicle stick – was he able to escape.

welocome (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: transitive verb – to accept with surprise yet also pleasure the occurrence or presence of a person, usually with a voiced “oh” – Usage: Margaret dropped by Jack’s place unexpectedly, but he welocomed her with open arms.

dona (Requested by princess_castle)

1. Function: adjective – To be done with an Italian accent (most notably Joe Avati) – Usage: “I’m dona, ” said Joe, finishing the last bite of his lasagna.

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