Jorge’s Guide to Inviting Children With Bad Habits

Buy a model of a complete skeleton. Make sure it is kid-sized. Adult skeleton will not work Hang it in a spare closet in the house Wait until children misbehave and then start mentioning their older brother who didn’t listen Inevitably children’s curiosity will prompt them to ask about said older brother Make a show [...]

Hai-Kuul – May 06, 2005

My Inner Self – My Soul (Requested by Barb) Deep inside of me There is a magical spark It’s what makes me, me! Tip Your Server (Bad Tippers Suck) (Requested by Ian) In the restaurant Make sure you show gratitude When your server rocks! Bagpipers Everywhere (Requested by Ian) Ah! The sound of pipes Surrounds [...]

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