Hai-Kuul – April 25, 2005

Old Sneakers (Requested by WizenedDragonPK) They sit on the shelf Neglected and sad. So sad. They stick their tongues out Bathrobe (Requested by WizenedDragonPK) A robe with a sash Put it on after your bath Or walk around nude Briefing Notes (Requested by WizenedDragonPK) Sit down with your mates Go over the mission now Remember [...]

Hai-Kuul – April 23, 2005

Fool Idiot ‘n Moron (Requested by Princess Castle) How unfortunate It must truly be. To be Saddled with all three A Mad Dog Chasing You (Requested by Princess Castle) Don’t look behind you Keep running fast as the wind Save your precious ass! Sir Isaac Newton (Requested by Princess Castle) Apples falling down Set the [...]

The Rat Man Walks Malls

The Rat Man There’s an unemployed guy on Queen St (On one corner of Nathan Phillip’s Square) who has a sign out indicating that he wouldn’t mind donations. His catch is that he usually has several rats sitting on his arm. I don’t know if he’s homeless or not, but it’s obvious he’s not in [...]

Hai-Kuul – April 22, 2005

Beer (Requested by Zanzibar Island Native) A wonderful drink Thirst quenching and refreshing Creates dumbasses Nascar (Requested by Zanzibar Island Native) Powerful engines Some lightning-fast reflexes Don’t forget the hicks Cellphone (Requested by Zanzibar Island Native) Quite a handy piece Of modern technology With stupid ringtones Zanzibar Island Native insisted that he wasn’t a redneck. [...]

You’ll Go Places, Meet People, and Get Plugged!

The Places You’ll Go, the People You’ll Meet… I went swimming yesterday. I got to the recreation centre a little bit late, so I could only stay in the pool for about 10 minutes. I worked as hard as I could (as I suck at swimming), and then went home to help Mrs. J clean [...]

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