k-rot (Props to Mr. Burgess for this one) Function: noun – Karate – Usage: Mr. Burgess can’t make it to the theatre today. He has to go to k-rot. k-rotstitute (Jorge came up with this while engaged in a chat with Suzy) Function: transitive verb – to offer indiscriminately for assistance in Karate classes – [...]
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These Are the Daves I Know… I have a few friends named Dave. Two of these guys are my among my closest friends (and members of my assassin squad/glee club). The Dave in this particular entry is the one we refer to as the bald gay man or just simply D. Today we had a [...]
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Take Up Smoking, Win a Prize! I almost fell out of my chair the other day when I caught the tail end of a news segment about people who are quitting smoking and winning a car. Yes. That’s right – A FREAKIN’ CAR! Apparently, there is a group of these folks who entered some program [...]
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The Skinny I used to attend a Capoeira academy a few years ago. Actually, I attended several. I would leave because I don’t particularly care for politics, or poorly-run schools that keep increasing their fees, even though there is no reason to do so. The last academy I attended was the longest of any, clocking [...]
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Would You Like Some Salt On Your Foot? Ever have one of those moments when you say something really inappropriate? Those are the worst, especially when the inappropriateness is due to some subtlety in the English language. A friend at work was walking along the cubicle hallway carrying a large folded up cardboard box. The [...]
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